Category: Security

Oh Fucking Joy, The EU Discovered Cars Have Computers Great. Just fucking great. The bureaucratic mandarins in Brussels have finally pulled their heads out of their collective regulatory arses long enough to notice that modern...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Now the Script Kiddies Have AI Too Look, I didn't think my blood pressure could get any higher this week, but here we are. Those absolute bastards over at Transparent Tribe—that's the Pakistani APT group...

For Fuck's Sake: Now the North Koreans Are Using ChatGPT to Bullshit Their Way Into Your Network Oh, just what I needed today. Another steaming pile of cryptographic horseshit to process. Apparently, those North Korean APT...

Differentiating Between Targeted Intrusions and Automated Bullshit Oh look, another bloody security "professional" wringing their hands over whether those 50,000 failed SSH attempts are a "sophisticated threat actor" or just some...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, They Actually Did Something Useful (Or Did They?) So the FBI and Europol finally pulled their collective fingers out of their arses and seized LeakBase, that festering shithole of a forum where every...

Europol Finally Gets Off Its Arse and Kills Tycoon 2FA - About Bloody Time Oh, for fuck's sake. It took Europol and a bloody international coalition to take down a phishing service that was running around like a digital venereal...

APT28 Unleashes BadPaw and MeowMeow: Because Apparently 'Fancy Bear' Wasn't Cutesy Enough for Fucking Cyberwarfare Oh for fuck's sake. Look who decided to crawl out of the Kremlin's digital septic tank again. Yes, it's...

Where Multi-Factor Authentication Stops Being Your Problem (But Isn't) Oh for fuck's sake. Another week, another bunch of security "professionals" wanking themselves into a frenzy over Multi-Factor Authentication like it's the...

UAT-9244: Because South American Telecoms Clearly Need More Pain Oh look, what a massive fucking surprise. UAT-9244—that bunch of absolute bastards with presumably nothing better to do than ruin my afternoon—have been busy...

Oh Look, Another F*cking Podcast From The Future Brilliant. Just absolutely f*cking brilliant. The SANS Internet Storm Center has decided to grace us with their "Stormcast" from March 5th, 2026 - because apparently dealing with...