Category: Security

Oh For Fuck's Sake: Now The Script Kiddies Have Gone And Weaponized ChatGPT Just when I thought my migraine couldn't get any worse, some absolute fucking genius decided to release CyberStrikeAI as open-source. Brilliant. Fucking...

Another Bloody CISO Clickbait Article About Tier 1 Teams Oh for fuck's sake. Here we go again—another goddamn "three steps to success" puff piece written by some consultant who's never stared at a Splunk dashboard at 3 AM while...

Another Fucking Day, Another Fucking Brute Force Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought I could enjoy my lukewarm coffee in peace, some wanker decides to scan for CrushFTP instances. You know what CrushFTP is? It's that...

Fake Tech Support Scammers Deploy Havoc C2 Because Users Are Fucking Idiots Oh for fuck's sake. Not this shit again. Some knob-jockey threat actors are running around pretending to be tech support and dropping customized Havoc C2...

Speakeasies to Shadow AI: Why Your AI Ban is About as Effective as a Chocolate Fireguard *servos whirring angrily* Oh, for fuck's sake. Dark Reading has gone and stated the bleeding obvious again, which means some poor bastard in...

Another Fucking Qualcomm Zero-Day Because Nobody Learns Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought I could have a nice quiet Tuesday without some shit-for-brains security disaster, Qualcomm drops another steaming pile of zero-day...

Tire Pressure Sensors: Because Your Car Wasn't Spying On You Enough Already Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought your car couldn't possibly leak more of your private data than a sieve leaks water, some bright spark discovers...

Another Bloody Monday Stormcast Oh for fuck's sake. It's Monday morning, I haven't even had my fourth cup of coffee yet, and already the SANS ISC is dropping another goddamn Stormcast on us. March 2nd, 2026—because apparently...

North Koreans Stuff NPM Full of Malicious Shit Because Developers Can't Stop Clicking Install Oh perfect. Just fucking perfect. While I was enjoying my third cup of coffee and contemplating whether to accidentally-on-purpose wipe...

Another Day, Another Shitshow: Google's Gemini Panel Gets Reamed by XSS Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the AI circus couldn't get more ridiculous, Google goes and proves they couldn't secure a wet paper bag with a...