Another Fucking Day, Another Fucking Brute Force

Oh for fuck’s sake. Just when I thought I could enjoy my lukewarm coffee in peace, some wanker decides to scan for CrushFTP instances. You know what CrushFTP is? It’s that overpriced Java-based heap of garbage that your boss insisted on buying because “the interface looks nice” while ignoring the fact that it’s about as secure as a bank vault made of wet cardboard and good intentions.

Apparently, the internet’s collective population of script-kiddie mouthbreathers has finally discovered that CrushFTP exists, and they’re brute-forcing the living shit out of it. They’re hitting ports 443, 4443, 8080—basically any port where some sysadmin with the technical competence of a boiled ham decided to run this thing without reading the fucking manual.

And why are they doing this? Because of course there are vulnerabilities. CVE-2024-4040 and friends—a lovely collection of authentication bypasses and remote code execution bugs that let any random dipshit from the internet waltz straight into your file server like they own the place. If you’re running an unpatched version from six months ago, congratulations, you’re basically running a public FTP server labeled “FREE DATA—PLEASE STEAL.”

The SANS folks are seeing constant brute force attempts. Username “crushadmin” with password “crushadmin” because apparently nobody changed the defaults. Or “admin/password” because creativity is dead. These attackers are trying to guess credentials before they even bother exploiting the vulnerabilities, which is like checking if the front door is unlocked before kicking it down—technically efficient, but existentially depressing.

What should you do? Well, for starters, patch your shit. I know, I know, reading release notes is hard and requires actual literacy, but maybe try it sometime? Enable fail2ban or equivalent, because watching some Russian IP try “password123” 500 times a minute is about as entertaining as watching paint dry on a humid day.

Enable MFA. Yes, it’s annoying. Yes, users will whine. No, I don’t care. If I have to listen to one more sales drone complain about having to use their phone to log in, I’m going to “accidentally” route all their traffic through a 56k modem in Siberia during a blizzard.

And for the love of whatever deity you pray to, don’t expose this thing to the internet if you don’t absolutely have to. VPN exists. Use it. Or don’t, and enjoy explaining to your board why customer data is being auctioned off on the dark web by someone named “DarkLord_Pwnz0r” while you update your resume.

Source: https://isc.sans.edu/diary/rss/32762

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Reminds me of the time we had a user who set their password to “changeme” and then never changed it for three years. When we finally forced a reset, they changed it to “password1” and wrote it on a Post-it note stuck to their monitor. I “accidentally” configured their email client to play the sound of a dial-up modem connecting at maximum volume every time they received a message. They quit within a week. Best security improvement we ever made.

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