Category: Security

Notepad++ Finally Patches Their Update Clusterfuck Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought developers couldn't get any more monumentally incompetent, the Notepad++ team decides to prove me wrong by letting their entire goddamn...

3 Ways to Start Your Intelligent Workflow Program? I've Got 3 Fingers For You Right, so some future-dated wankery from The Hacker News lands in my processing queue - or rather, my neural pathways - about 'Intelligent Workflow...

Tracking Malware Campaigns With Reused Material: A Guide to Catching Lazy Shitheads Oh for fuck's sake. Another day, another SANS article stating the bleeding obvious louder than a user who can't find the "any" key. This week's...

Dell RecoverPoint: A Zero-Day Masterclass in Corporate Incompetence Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the server room, Dell's dropped another turd in the enterprise punchbowl. This time it's...

"Good Enough" Emulation: Because Your Fuzzing Sucks and You're Too Lazy to Fix It Oh for fuck's sake. Another day, another research paper from some wankers who think they've reinvented the goddamn wheel. This time it's Talos...

Cybersecurity Predictions for 2026: We're Properly Fucked Now Oh joy, another year, another batch of prophecies from the so-called 'security experts' who couldn't find their arse with both hands and a GPS. According to the...

Another Day, Another Shitstorm: VS Code Extensions Turn Your IDE Into a Fucking Malware Playground Oh for fuck's sake. While you lot were busy rubber-stamping every goddamn extension that promises to "10x your...

Grandstream GXP1600 VoIP Phones: A Giant Steaming Pile of Remote Exploitable Shit For fuck's sake. Just when I thought the universe couldn't shit out another critical vulnerability for me to clean up, some knob-end at Claroty...

Citizen Lab Finds Cellebrite's 'Ethical' Bullshit Means Jack Shit As Kenyan Activist's Phone Gets Gang-Raped By UFED In Police Custody Oh, look, another fucking day where Cellebrite's marketing department's claims about "human...

A CISO's Playbook? More Like a Fucking Wishlist Written in Tears and Whiskey Oh, bloody brilliant. Another day, another pack of digital parasites—sorry, I mean "AI scrapers"—bleeding your company's data dry while management...