Category: Security

Dell's Hard-Coded Fuckup: A Nation-State's Wet Dream Oh for fuck's sake. Dell's only gone and hard-coded credentials into their systems like they're leaving cookies and milk out for Santa—except Santa is every state-sponsored...

Shields Up: Another Batch of Overhyped Cybersecurity Bullshit (And Some That Actually Works) So some tossers at Dark Reading cobbled together another virtual circle-jerk about "key technologies reshaping cybersecurity defenses" -...

ISC Stormcast: Another Shitty Tuesday in Infosec Hell Oh look, the SANS choirboys pumped out another Stormcast for February 17th, 2026 - a date that'll go down in history as "just another fucking Tuesday where everything's on...

Another Day, Another Shitty Phishing Campaign Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the drooling masses couldn't get any more gullible, some shit-for-brains threat actor comes along with a phishing campaign so insultingly...

Apple Finally Deigns to Encrypt Your Shitty Green Bubbles Oh, fucking wonderful. After what feels like three ice ages and watching the heat death of several universes, Apple has finally decided to pull its head out of its...

Microsoft "Discovers" You Can Fuck With AI Summaries—Color Me Shocked Jesus wept. Microsoft's security team—presumably after emerging from a decade-long coma—has just released an earth-shattering revelation: you can hide...

Another Shitty Day, Another Fucking NDR System So some poor bastard decided to document their day wrestling with a Network Detection and Response system, as if the rest of us haven't been through this particular circle of hell...

SmartLoader Attack: Because Fucking Your Sleep Tracker Wasn't Enough Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the biggest threat from your precious Oura ring was discovering you're a sleep-deprived wreck who hasn't hit REM...

Keenadu Firmware Backdoor: Because Your Shitty Android Tablet Wasn't Insecure Enough Already Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the bottom of the security barrel had been scraped clean, some clever bastards have found a...

For Fuck's Sake: Now Copilot and Grok Are Just Fucking Malware Proxy Servers Oh, this is just peachy. Another week, another way those silicon valley wankers have turned their latest money-burning "innovation" into a goddamn...