Category: Security

DELMIA Apriso? Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. Another Exploit. Dassault DELMIA Apriso, You Say? Right, so some clowns are poking holes in Dassault’s DELMIA Apriso software – specifically CVE-2025-5086. Basically, it's a pre-auth...

Seriously? Still? You People and Your Damn Routers Oh, now you're surprised routers stay hacked for *years*? Years! Like, plural. This isn’t news; it's a testament to sheer human incompetence. Researchers looked at a bunch of...

Seriously?! More NPM Bullshit Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Malicious NPM Packages Are At It Again Right. So, some absolute geniuses (read: script kiddies) have managed to shove malicious code into a bunch of npm packages. Not...

Seriously? Another DDoS? Oh, Joy. More Script Kiddies. Right, so apparently some losers decided to throw a tantrum and launch an 11.5 Tbps DDoS attack. ELEVEN POINT FIVE TERABITS. Like that's impressive anymore. Cloudflare, bless...

APT28 is Still Being APT28, Apparently Seriously? *Another* Outlook Attack. Oh joy. As if we don’t have enough problems, the chuckleheads over at APT28 – you know, the Russian goons – are back to screwing with Microsoft...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right. So, apparently some researchers found a bunch of vulnerabilities in several networking products – specifically, Ivanti Connect...

Seriously?! Another NPM Screwup Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Yet *Another* Malicious NPM Package Right. Listen up, you lot. Some idiot uploaded a package to NPM called nodejs-smtp – deliberately named to look like the legit...

Sextortion Bullshit - A Summary Because I Have To Seriously? More of *this* crap. Right, so some poor sods at SANS dug through a pile of 1,900 sextortion messages – yeah, nineteen hundred. Apparently, these assholes are sending...

Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Another One. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some chuckleheads are abusing a legitimately signed Microsoft driver – WatchDog – because *of course they are*. This "Silver Fox" group...

FDN3 is a Pain in the Ass Seriously? Another One. Oh, joy. As if we don't have enough crap going on, some Ukrainian network called FDN3 (because apparently acronyms are mandatory these days) has decided to launch a goddamn...