Category: Security

Seriously? Another Crypto Fuckup Oh, Joy. Another Crypto Disaster. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some crypto schemes – because of course there are more – have imploded to the tune of a pathetic $15 billion. Fifteen...

Ugh, Another "Human Interest" Piece Seriously? Empathy in Cybersecurity. Get Real. Right, so Cisco's Talos Intelligence decided to write a goddamn feel-good story about Laura Faria, one of their threat researchers. Apparently,...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? More Malware. BeaverTail & OtterCookie are STILL at it. Right, so some chuckleheads over at Talos dug up more crap from the UNC4208 crew – specifically, two loaders called BeaverTail and OtterCookie....

Pen Testing? More Like Pain Testing, Honestly. Seriously, Don't Even Bother (Unless You Have Money to Burn) Right, so you think a penetration test is just some script kiddie poking around for ten days and handing you a report?...

AI-SOC Platforms? Seriously? Oh, *Now* Everyone Cares About Security. Right, so after years of letting the digital world become a festering pit of vulnerabilities, suddenly everyone's obsessed with AI-powered Security Operations...

Cisco? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake: Another Cisco Clusterfuck Right, listen up. Some clowns are exploiting a vulnerability in Cisco's SNMP implementation – Simple Network Management Protocol, for those of you who...

Ugh, Another Rootkit Seriously? LinkPro. *Another* One. Right, so some clowns have cooked up a Linux rootkit called LinkPro. What's new? Nothing good, obviously. This piece of shit uses eBPF – Extended Berkeley Packet Filter,...

Ugh, Another Fucking Headache Seriously? More WordPress Shit. Right, so listen up, because I'm only explaining this once. Apparently, some script kiddies – and let’s be real, it's always script kiddies – are using...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? North Korea *Again* Right, so listen up. Apparently, the clowns over in North Korea – yeah, those North Korea – are at it again. This time they're trying to sneak their malware into Ethereum...

Ugh. Another Slack Channel. Seriously? A *New* Slack Channel?! Right, so the SANS ISC DShield folks – bless their hearts, or whatever – have launched a new Slack channel for support. Apparently, email and forums weren't...