Category: Security

Seriously?! Another Leak... Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. More Azure Creds Floating Around. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some absolute geniuses are still committing their Azure ActiveDirectory credentials to public repositories...

Ugh, Another AI "Crisis" Seriously? Shadow AI. *Again*. Right, so some 'researchers' (read: people who stare at dashboards all day) found out companies have NO CLUE what AI models their employees are actually using. Apparently,...

Ugh, Another Security "Insight" Seriously? Hackers Being *Good*?! Right, so apparently some security researchers at Mandiant (who get paid to worry about this shit) noticed something groundbreaking: hackers are getting better. No...

Ugh, More NIST Bullshit Seriously? They're *still* talking about patching? Right, so the National Institute of Standards and Technology – you know, those geniuses who are always five steps behind actual attackers – have...

Ugh. Another AI "Security" Report. Seriously? More AI Bullshit. Right, so apparently OpenAI and Anthropic – two companies full of people who should *know better* – decided to have a little game of “Let’s see if our AIs...

MystRodX: Another Fucking Backdoor Seriously? *Another* One. Oh, joy. Researchers have found yet another backdoor called MystRodX. Because apparently, the world doesn't have enough malware already. This piece of shit is...

Lazarus Group: Still a Pain in the Ass Seriously? *More* Lazarus Bullshit. Oh joy. As if we didn't have enough crap to deal with, those North Korean chuckleheads at Lazarus Group are back, and they’ve decided their existing...

JLR Got Pwned, Again. Seriously? Oh Joy. Another Car Company Gets Hacked. Right, listen up. Jaguar Land Rover (JLR), purveyors of overpriced mud-slingers, had to shut down production facilities worldwide because of a "cyber...

Seriously?! Another Breach? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. More Security Vendors Getting Pwned. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, the security industry is a complete joke. Zscaler and Palo Alto Networks – yeah, *those* guys – both...

Ugh. WordPress. Again. Seriously? More WordPress Bullshit Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Apparently, some plugin called ClickFix is a complete and utter disaster. It’s been getting exploited to inject...