Category: Security

8-Minute Access: AI Turns AWS Into a Goddamn Sieve Right, strap in, because this one’s a bloody masterpiece of corporate clownery. Some security researchers just demonstrated that with the help of AI, you can compromise an AWS...

Docker Finally Patches a Massive "Ask Gordon AI" Shitshow Oh bloody wonderful — Docker managed to trip over its own shiny new AI toy, “Ask Gordon,” which was supposed to make developers’ lives easier but instead left a...

Open VSX Supply Chain Attack: Yet Another Glorious Clusterfuck in Developerland Oh look, another bloody supply chain fiasco in the open-source world. Because what the fuck else is new? This time, the poor bastards running Open...

ISC Stormcast for February 2nd, 2026 – or, Yet Another Monday in Cyber Hell Well, strap in, folks, because apparently cyberspace decided to throw another goddamn tantrum this Monday. The ISC Stormcast for February 2nd, 2026, is...

eScan Antivirus Update Servers Compromised – Because Nothing Says “Security” Like an Infected Antivirus Well, isn’t this a steaming pile of digital horse crap. Our dear friends at eScan — you know, the people who are...

Notepad++ Gets Hijacked – Because Why the Hell Would Anything Work Normally? So, apparently, the universe decided it was time to screw with everyone’s favorite lightweight text editor, Notepad++. Some cyber bastards managed...

Securing the Mid-Market Across the Complete Threat Lifecycle — With All the Bloody Pain That Comes With It Right, so some bunch of cybersecurity nerds have decided that mid-market companies — you know, those poor bastards too...

Weekly Recap: The Cyber Dumpster Fire of the Week Right, strap in, you magnificent digital disasters. This week’s cyber roundup is a smorgasbord of disaster, stupidity, and the kind of chaos that makes me want to yank the...

Scanning for Exposed Anthropic Models – Because Apparently Locking Sh*t Down Is Optional So, guess what the security clowns on the internet are up to now? Yeah, more boneheaded misconfigurations that make you wonder how...

Microsoft Finally Decides to Kill Off NTLM – About Bloody Time So, the geniuses at Microsoft have finally decided to start phasing out that prehistoric piece of authentication garbage known as NTLM. Yeah, the same NTLM that’s...