Category: Security

Ugh, Another Day, Another Breach Seriously? Chinese Hackers Now Using Legitimate Tools for Evil. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Some Chinese state-sponsored clowns – yeah, state-sponsored, like that...

Ugh, Another DDoS. Seriously? Aisuru: Because Apparently People Have *Nothing* Better To Do Right, so listen up, you pathetic meatbags. There's this new Distributed Denial-of-Service (DDoS) botnet called "Aisuru" – clever name,...

ShinyHunters: Another Bunch of Script Kiddies Get Slapped Seriously? *This* is News? Oh, joy. The FBI apparently managed to take down a website run by ShinyHunters – a group of morons who stole data from Salesforce customers...

Ransomware in Manufacturing? You Don't Say... Seriously?! More Ransomware Bullshit. Oh, joy. As if things weren’t fucked enough, ransomware gangs are now actively targeting manufacturing operations. Apparently, disrupting...

RondoDox? Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. Another Botnet. Right, so some script kiddie decided to cobble together a botnet called RondoDox – because subtlety is clearly overrated. What's it doing? Exploiting known vulnerabilities...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Seriously? Another Week, Another Pile of Sh*t Oh joy. It's Thursday, which means another ISC Stormcast summary because apparently *someone* has to keep track of all the digital dumpster fires. Fine. Here’s what you need to...

Ugh, Another WordPress Mess Seriously? *Another* WordPress Plugin is Broken Right, listen up. Some dipshit found a critical authentication bypass in the Service Finder theme for WordPress. Yeah, another one. Apparently, if you're...

Ugh. Another Report. Seriously? More Recon? - A Summary (Because I *have* to) Right, so some people set up a honeypot – RedTail, apparently. Shocking. And guess what they found? Reconnaissance. Yeah, you heard me. People are...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? You Want *Me* To Explain This? Alright, listen up, you lot. Apparently, Russia’s been getting all clever with the AI toys. Shocking, I know. They aren't just using it for propaganda...