Category: Security

Ugh, Another Ransomware Strain...Seriously? Chaos Ransomware: They're Still At It. Right, so some script kiddie decided their existing ransomware wasn’t annoying enough and upgraded Chaos. Surprise, surprise. This new version...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? Ransomware Thugs Now Using Legitimate Tools. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, some script kiddies – and I use that term *loosely* because even a moderately competent toddler could probably...

Seriously? Another Breach? Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at ThreatsDay (whoever the hell *they* are) have compiled a list of all the disasters happening this week because people...

Ugh, Another SaaS Screwup Seriously? Still Falling For This Crap? Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, some "security researchers" (read: people who get paid to point out the blindingly obvious) have figured out that SaaS...

Ugh, Seriously? AI Notetakers? More Like Data Leaks Waiting to Happen. Right, so some geniuses decided it was a *good* idea to let AI transcribe and summarize everything you say in meetings. Fantastic. Just what we needed –...

SonicWall? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: Another SonicWall Clusterfuck Right. So, some "hackers" – and I use that term loosely because honestly, if you can break into this, you’re barely a script kiddie – managed...

Ugh, Another Android Mess Seriously? More Malware for Android. Right, listen up, you lot. Some new spyware called ClayRat is going around, and surprise, it targets Android phones. Because apparently, keeping your data private on...

Ugh, Another "Lessons Learned" Piece Seriously? Fastly's CISO Thinks *Incidents* Are Good For Your Career? Right. Because getting pwned repeatedly is exactly what aspiring security folks should be aiming for. Apparently, this...

Seriously? Another One? Oh, Joy. More Malware. Right, so some chucklehead calling themselves UTA0388 – honestly, the naming conventions these days… – has been slinging spyware around since at least 2021. Started with this...

Ugh, Another Report Seriously?! A Sing-Along? Right, so Cisco's Talos Intelligence clowns decided to poke around some old computer consoles – the kind you find gathering dust in forgotten server rooms. And what did they find?...