Category: Security

SonicWall's Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Read) Seriously? SonicWall. *Again*. Oh, joy. Another security vendor getting pwned. This time it’s SonicWall, and they’ve managed to pull off the impressive...

Copilot is a Disaster, Obviously Seriously? *Another* AI Security Fuckup. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, some researchers (because someone has to point out the bleeding obvious) have found yet another way GitHub...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Seriously? OpenAI Had to *Fix* This? Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake... Right, so apparently some script kiddies – and by "script kiddies" I mean state-sponsored actors from Russia, North Korea, and China, because of course it is...

Seriously? Another Week, Another Pile of Sh*t Oh joy. It's Wednesday, which means another ISC Stormcast summary because apparently *someone* has to tell you what’s breaking on the internet. Fine. Here's the gist, and try to...

Seriously? *Another* Python Thing?! Oh joy. More script kiddie garbage. This SANS ISC diary entry details some polymorphic Python malware – basically, it changes its code slightly each time it runs to avoid signature-based...

Pentesting is Screwed (Thanks, Automation) Seriously? Automation in Pentesting Now? Oh, fantastic. As if I didn't have enough to worry about with the endless parade of poorly coded garbage websites out there, now everyone and...

You Clicked A Link? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake. You Clicked It Didn’t You? Right, so you ignored every single warning your mother, IT department, and common sense ever gave you and clicked a dodgy link. Fantastic....

Figma's a Mess, As Usual Seriously? *Another* Figma Screw-Up Oh joy. Figma, that beautiful piece of software you rely on for… well, whatever it is designers do, has another gaping security hole. This one’s in their MCP...

Seriously? Another Ransomware Headache Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. They're *Collaborating* Now. Right, so you want a summary? Fine. Apparently, LockBit – those absolute wastes of oxygen – have decided being the biggest ransomware...