Category: Security

Bloody UAT-8099 and Its Fancy New Tricks Oh bloody hell, here we go again – another pack of cyber delinquent tossers called UAT-8099 are running around reinventing the goddamn wheel of persistence. Because apparently the old...

IR Trends Q4 2025: Because Apparently the Internet’s Still on Fire Oh, wonderful. Another quarter, another steaming pile of cyber mayhem. Cisco Talos dropped their Q4 2025 intelligence report, and surprise surprise — the bad...

Survey of 100+ Energy Systems Reveals Critical OT Cybersecurity Gaps – Or, How Everyone’s Power Grid Is Basically a Dumpster Fire Well, congratulations, humanity — you’ve managed to take something as important as the...

ThreatsDay Bulletin: A Clusterfuck of RCEs, Darknet Drama, and Kernel Mayhem Well, strap in folks, because the cybersecurity gods have once again decided to take a giant digital dump on humanity. This week’s “ThreatsDay...

Microsoft’s January 2026 “Oh Shit, Not Again” Out-of-Band Update Right, gather ‘round, you bloody users. Turns out Microsoft has managed to cock things up again — surprise, surprise. The geniuses over at Redmond just...

Semantic Chaining: Yet Another Dumbass Way to Break Your Fancy AI Toys So, apparently some clever arseholes figured out a method called "semantic chaining" to yank the leash right off of those shiny, overconfident AI chatbots —...

175,000 Dumbass AI Servers Left Hanging in the Breeze Oh for fuck’s sake, here we go again. Some bright sparks have gone and left over 175,000 Ollama AI servers just sitting out there on the damn internet, like free candy for...

I’m Locked In! Or, How Humanity Continues to Be a Bunch of Bloody Digital Amateurs Right, strap in, because we’re diving into another thrilling reminder that users will absolutely fuck up basic security the moment they’re...

RSAC 2026 Conference: Another Year, Another Cybersecurity Circus Oh bloody hell, it’s that time again — the RSAC 2026 Conference is gearing up to unleash another avalanche of buzzwords, self-congratulation, and overpriced...

Fortinet Screws Up (Again) — CVE-2026-24858 Bites Them in the Ass Well, color me fucking shocked — Fortinet managed to cock things up *again*. Turns out some clever bastards out there figured out how to poke holes in FortiOS,...