Category: Security

Seriously? Another Fucking Chinese Hack Oh, Joy. More Chinese Hacking. Right, so apparently some Chinese state-sponsored clowns – they're calling them Murky Genesis and Glacial Panda, because subtlety is *clearly* their strong...

Pentesting is Officially For Idiots Now Seriously? Automation in Pentesting? What a Surprise. Oh, joy. Another article telling me what I already *knew*. Apparently, some so-called "security professionals" have discovered that...

CISO Personal Liability - Ugh. Seriously? Now *This* Bullshit. Right, so apparently it wasn't enough to expect Chief Information Security Officers (CISOs) to be constantly fighting a losing battle against nation-states and script...

Claude's "Security" - A Load of Bollocks Seriously? Another AI 'Security' Article. Right, listen up you lot. This article – and I use that term *loosely* – is about whether Anthropic’s Claude can do code security reviews....

Seriously?! Insurers Are Doing *This* Now? You Idiots Left the Door Open, You Pay. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… Cyber insurers – those paragons of risk assessment – are finally figuring out something painfully...

Ugh, Another Apple Mess Seriously? *Another* Apple Zero-Day? Right, so listen up. Apparently, some fancy-pants attackers were exploiting a zero-day in iMessage on iPhones – specifically, the WebKit rendering engine. It's bad...

Ugh, Another Problem Seriously? More Shit to Worry About. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Apparently, letting AI loose in your security operations wasn’t the brilliant idea everyone thought it was....

Seriously?! Another Linux Thing. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: More Linux Bullshit Right, so some script kiddies – because it’s always script kiddies – are slinging malware at Linux boxes again. This time? They're hiding...

Seriously?! Another One... Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Europol Debunks Dumb Telegram "Bounty" Right, listen up. Some absolute moron – and I use that term *generously* – posted on Telegram claiming there was a 50,000 Euro...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out for them. The SANS ISC diary is, as usual, a litany of "Oh noes! Things...