Category: Security

RingReaper: Another Fucking Day, Another Zero-Day RingReaper: Seriously? Oh, joy. Another "sophisticated" threat actor – because apparently everyone's sophisticated now – has figured out how to bypass Linux EDR solutions....

Ugh, Another "Security" Article Seriously? You Need *Help* Thinking About Security While Coding? Right, so some people apparently need a goddamn flowchart to remember not to write code like complete morons. This article basically...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? *Another* DDoS Thing. Right, so some dipshit from Oregon – name's Jeremy Preslar, apparently – decided it was a good idea to run a DDoS-for-hire service called "Rapper Bot." Yeah, you read that...

Ugh. Seriously? Agentic AI & Your Pathetic Security Posture - A Summary (Because I Have To) Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, everyone's getting all excited about "agentic AI" – basically, AI that can *think* for itself...

Polish Power Grid? Seriously?! Oh, joy. More fucking hacktivists. Apparently, some Russian clowns – calling themselves UNC1151, because originality is *clearly* their strong suit – are poking around Polish critical...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out for them. The SANS ISC diary is, as usual, a parade of incompetence and...

Ugh, Another Security Mess Seriously? Asian Companies Finally Notice Security. Right, so apparently some organizations in Asia – finally – are realizing they get hacked a lot. Shocking, I know. Instead of actually fixing...

Ugh, Another Security Thing Seriously? Wazuh and Compliance... Right, so apparently some people *still* need hand-holding to meet basic security standards. This article whines about how complicated regulatory compliance is –...

Seriously?! More Package Bullshit Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: Another Supply Chain Mess Right, listen up. Some "researchers" (read: people who should be doing better security checks) found a bunch of malicious packages lurking...

Ugh. Another Week, Another Pile of Sh*t Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This Crap? Fine. Look, some morons are still getting fleeced by NFC fraud – contactless payments, people, it's not rocket science, protect your damn...