Category: Security

The AI Fix #63 - Summarized (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, *Wonderful*. Another Week, Another Load of AI Bullshit. Right, so listen up, because I’m only saying this once. This article – and frankly, the entire...

Ugh, Another Security Article Seriously? You Need *Help* With This? Right, so some "experts" at Dark Reading are telling you how to not be completely clueless about security threats. Apparently, relying on just your standard...

Charon Ransomware: A Summary (Because You People Can't Keep Up) Charon Ransomware: Seriously? Another One. Oh, fantastic. As if we didn’t have enough headaches, now there’s Charon ransomware slithering around. Apparently,...

Seriously? Another Fortinet Fuckup Oh, Joy. More Fortinet Shite. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some script kiddies – and let's be real, it’s *always* script kiddies – are having a field day brute-forcing logins on...

ShinyHunters & Scattered Spider: A Match Made in Hell Oh, *Wonderful*. More Ransomware Bullshit. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, the clowns calling themselves ShinyHunters – a bunch of data-scraping morons who think...

Seriously?! Another One? You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me: XZ Utils Compromised. Again. Right, so some "researchers" (read: people who should have been looking at this shit *ages* ago) found a backdoor in XZ Utils. XZ Utils!...

August '25 Microsoft Patches? Ugh. Seriously, More Microsoft Bullshit – August 2025 Patch Tuesday Right, so Microsoft had another Patch Tuesday. Shocking. As if I don't have enough on my plate keeping *your* systems from...

Ugh, Another Microsoft Mess Seriously? More Patches From Those Morons at Microsoft. Right, so Microsoft had a Patch Tuesday this month – August 12th, if you *really* care. Apparently, they found a whole heap of vulnerabilities,...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? PS1Bot. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Right, so some script kiddies are pushing a multi-stage malware framework called "PS1Bot" through malvertising. Malvertising! Like we don't have enough problems with people...

Microsoft Patches? Ugh. Seriously, More of *This* Shit? Right, so Microsoft had another "Patch Tuesday." Big fucking deal. Turns out, as if anyone's surprised, the vast majority of these patches – like 60% of 'em this month –...