Category: Security

AWS CodeBuild Screws Up, Exposes GitHub Repos, and the Internet Burns (Again) Oh bloody fantastic, another day, another clown show in the magical land of “cloud security.” This time, the geniuses at AWS managed to...

RSAC 2026: Yet Another Security Circus Oh bloody hell, here we go again — another year, another RSAC conference where a horde of caffeine-fueled “cybersecurity professionals” gather in some overpriced venue to pretend...

Taiwan Gets Cyber-Kicked in the Digital Nuts (Again) So, here’s the shitshow: Taiwan’s getting hammered with cyberattacks harder than a server room door during a Friday night outage. The lovely folks across the strait —...

PluggyApe Malware – Because Apparently, Nothing Says 'Cyberwar' Like Hijacking Chat Apps So, here comes another steaming pile of cyber-shit from the digital jungle — a nasty little bastard called PluggyApe. This malware...

ISC Stormcast January 14th, 2026 – Yet Another Day in Cyber Hell Oh joy, another ISC Stormcast episode where the internet burns itself to the goddamn ground again! Today’s roundup is the usual buffet of digital stupidity:...

Microsoft’s Patch Mayhem: 114 Flaws Because Apparently Windows Is Held Together With Duct Tape Well, it’s another goddamn month and—shocker of the century—Microsoft’s back at it again, slapping together a crapload of...

Node.js Just Went Full Dumpster Fire Again Oh look, Node.js has done it again — another critical-as-hell vulnerability that makes your servers eat shit and die. This time it’s some happy little gem in the async_hooks module...

Brushstrokes, Breaches, and a Whole Lotta Digital Chaos Right, so apparently Cisco Talos has this genius called Terryn Valikodath who's juggling painting pretty pictures with chasing slimeball cybercriminals across the internet....

Third-Party Apps Are Still Screwing Everyone Over — Who Would’ve Guessed? Oh, look, another bloody study that proves what anyone with half a functioning neuron already knew: third-party apps are a festering pit of...

Fortinet Screws Up (Again): Critical FortiSIEM Flaw Fixed After Nearly Nuking the Internet Well, it’s another glorious day in cybersecurity hell. Fortinet, those loveable clowns who can’t stop tripping over their own code,...