Category: Security

Microsoft's August '25 Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because You Won't Read It) Seriously? *Another* Patch Tuesday? Ugh. Fine. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (read: constant stream of security holes), dropped a whole heap of...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are still shipping shit with holes in it. Specifically, a critical Remote Code...

Ugh, Seriously? China's Whining About AI Chip Security – Like *They* Care Oh joy. Apparently, China is suddenly all concerned about the "security" of AI chips from Nvidia and AMD. Yeah, right. They’re questioning whether...

Ugh. Another Security Alert. Seriously? More Malware Bullshit Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some chuckleheads are pushing a new phishing campaign using compromised Microsoft accounts. Not exactly groundbreaking stuff, is...

Seriously?! WinRAR, Still? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Another WinRAR Vulnerability Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some dipshits have found a zero-day in WinRAR. A zero-day. In WinRAR. Like we haven’t learned anything...

Security "Lessons" - Ugh. Seriously? Another Security Article. Right, so some people apparently needed a *hand-holding guide* to figure out that security should be tied to what actually makes money for the company. Shocking....

Ugh, Another Week of Security Sh*tshow Seriously? This is News? Right, so apparently people are still falling for crap. Let me break down this week's parade of incompetence, because SOMEONE has to. First off, there’s a "BadCam"...

Ugh. Another Fucking Security Mess. Seriously? More Shit to Deal With. Right, so some "researchers" (read: people who get paid to state the obvious) noticed a spike in remote code execution (RCE) exploits targeting Erlang/OTP SSH...

Secure AI: Another Fucking Buzzword Oh, Great. *Now* Everyone Wants to Talk About AI Security Right, so apparently everyone's lost their minds over this "AI" thing and now they need people to secure it. Shocking. The article...

Seriously? Another Fucking Mess You Want Security? You Get What You Pay For (Which Is Jack Shit) Oh, joy. More industrial control systems riddled with vulnerabilities because some dipshits thought "security through obscurity" was...