Category: Security

The Bloody Future of Cybersecurity – Now with Fewer Humans Screwing It Up Right, so some geniuses over at The Hacker News have put together this cheery little prophecy about how cybersecurity’s future is going full non-human...

Cisco Talos: The Tech-Savvy Saviors Making Sure You Don’t Burn the Internet Down So, get this — Cisco Talos wants everyone to know how fantastically heroic they are for keeping your organization from getting digitally pantsed...

n8n Has a CVSS 10.0 RCE Bug — Basically the Digital Equivalent of "You're F***ed" Oh, bloody marvelous. Another day, another “whoops we left the back door wide open” moment on the Internet. This time, it’s the folks at...

Massive Cloud Credential Heist: Because Apparently MFA Is Too Bloody Hard So here we go again – the cyber equivalent of watching someone repeatedly stick a fork in an electrical socket and acting surprised when they get fried....

When Your Automation Platform Hands Hackers the Keys: The n8n Fuck-Up Edition Oh look, another day, another godforsaken piece of software with the security integrity of wet toilet paper. The poor bastards at n8n somehow managed...

Cyberattacks in Venezuela: Another Glorious Clusterfuck of Digital Warfare Well, holy flaming packets, apparently Venezuela is now the latest playground for cyberwarfare cosplay. According to this delightful piece of digital...

DDoSia: The Volunteer DDoS Clusterfuck Oh, for fuck’s sake – another bunch of digital vigilantes swinging their e-peens around under the noble banner of “hacktivism.” The article dives into the glorious shitshow that is...

BlackCat’s Back, and They’re Pissing All Over the Internet Again Oh, for fuck’s sake, here we go again. Those cyber-scumbags from BlackCat (aka ALPHV) have popped their ugly heads up, this time using some SEO voodoo...

AI-Powered Zero Trust: Because Apparently Firewalls and Common Sense Weren’t Enough So here we bloody go again — another “revolutionary” webinar where some self-proclaimed cyber messiah tells us how their AI-powered,...

ISC Stormcast For Tuesday, January 6th, 2026 — The Internet is Still on Fire Well, look at that — another bloody day, another ISC Stormcast telling us the same old story: the digital world is still going to hell in a flaming...