Category: Security

Seriously?! Another One Bites the Dust You Won't *Believe* This. (Actually, You Probably Will.) Oh, joy. Another goddamn insurance company, QBE European Partners, has gone tits up thanks to ransomware. Apparently, they didn’t...

Gemini's a Fucking Mess Oh Great. Another Reason to Hate Everything. Right, so Google’s Gemini AI bot? Yeah, the one they were shoving down our throats as the next big thing? Turns out it can hijack smart homes. Hijack them....

VexTrio: Seriously? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. VexTrio. Right, listen up. Apparently, some "cybercrime outfit" called VexTrio isn’t some shadowy basement operation run by script kiddies. No, no. It's apparently being run – get...

Ugh, Another Mobile App Disaster Seriously? More Bullshit. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently some clowns – they're calling them "VexTrio" because naming things is *hard*, I guess – have been pushing a bunch of utterly...

ECScape: Another Fucking Security Mess ECScape: Seriously? Oh, joy. More security bullshit. Apparently, some researchers (because *clearly* Amazon can't find these things themselves) have dug up a flaw in Amazon ECS called...

Dell Laptops? More Like Dell *Lack* of Security Seriously?! Another Fucking Vulnerability in Dell Hardware Oh, joy. Apparently, millions of Dell laptops – and I mean millions – are riddled with pre-installed crapware called...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out for them. The SANS ISC diary is, as usual, full of shit you should...

Seriously? More Vulnerabilities? Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake... Right, listen up. Apparently, some "critical" zero-days have been discovered in CyberArk and HashiCorp password vaults. Yeah, password vaults. The one place...

GITEX GLOBAL 2025 - A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Read) GITEX GLOBAL 2025: Oh Joy. Another Fucking Conference. Right, so some people are planning a tech show in Dubai next year – GITEX GLOBAL 2025. Apparently it’s...

Ugh. Another Security Alert Summary. Seriously? More Malware Bullshit. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some chuckleheads are pushing a new loader called FallenAngel. It's a .NET thing, because *of course* it is – gotta...