Category: Security

GoAnywhere? More Like *Go* Straight to a Breach Seriously?! Another One. Right, listen up you lot. Fortra's GoAnywhere MFT software – yeah, the one people actually use – has a critical command injection vulnerability. A...

Chrome's Still Shitty - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Keep Your Browser Secure) Oh, *Another* Chrome Zero-Day. Fantastic. Right, listen up, you lot. Google’s had to slap a patch on Chrome again. CVE-2025-10585 is the...

Ugh, Another "Inspirational" Story Seriously? This Again. Right, so some dude named Alex Ryan used to be a complete screw-up – apparently bouncing between jobs like a ping pong ball and generally being useless in the...

Ugh, Another AI Article Seriously? More AI Bullshit. Right, so apparently everyone's freaking out about AI now and CISOs (Chief Information Security Officers – as if *they* don’t have enough on their plates) are supposed to...

Seriously?! Another One... Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: SilentSync RAT Right, listen up. Some clowns are pushing malware – a Remote Access Trojan called SilentSync – through the Python Package Index (PyPI). PyPI. Seriously?...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? CountLoader is STILL at it. Right, so listen up, because I'm only explaining this once. Some godforsaken piece of malware called CountLoader – seriously, the name sounds like a failed accounting...

SonicWall's Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Secure Your Own Shit) Seriously? SonicWall *Again*?! Oh, joy. Another security SNAFU from SonicWall. This time, their cloud backup service got pwned. They’re not...

Talos IR Playbook - Ugh, Fine. So You Want to Be Prepared For When Everything Goes To Shit? (An IR Playbook Summary) Right. Because apparently *everyone* thinks they're a target now. This article from Talos – and don’t get me...

SonicWall? More Like SonicFAIL. Seriously?! Another One. SonicWall Got Pwned. Oh joy. SonicWall, yes that SonicWall – the security company that's supposed to be *preventing* this shit – got their firewall backups compromised....

TikTok: Still a Fucking Headache TikTok: Still a Fucking Headache Oh, joy. Another "solution" to the TikTok problem that isn't one. Apparently, Oracle and Walmart are trying to convince everyone this deal – where they *sort of*...