Category: Security

Seriously? Another One. Vietnamese Hackers. *Again*. Oh, joy. More script kiddies. Apparently, some Vietnamese "hackers" – and I use that term loosely, they're barely more than automated annoyances – are using a piece of...

Seriously? Another Week of Security Sh*tshow You Call This Progress?! (Weekly Security Recap - Ugh) Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need things spelled out for them. This week was a clusterf*ck, as usual. Some...

Seriously? Another One. Oh, Joy. Humanitarian Aid Groups Get Hacked. Right, so apparently the bleeding hearts over at Talos Intelligence decided someone *actually* needs help besides themselves. They've noticed that NGOs – you...

Ugh. Another Firewall Mess. Seriously? *Another* SonicWall Thing? Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. The Akira ransomware clowns are back at it, and they’re exploiting – or suggesting they're exploiting,...

Ugh, Another Security Article Seriously? Humans Are Still the Problem. Right, so some "experts" are flapping their gums about how to turn the biggest security hole in any organization – people – into a “strength.” Yeah,...

Oh, *Great*. More Fucking Chaos. Right, so some survey – because surveys are totally reliable – says nearly half the devs out there are now slapping together code with AI tools like GitHub Copilot and ChatGPT. Forty-two...

Ugh. Another 'Feature'. Seriously? A *Daily Trends Report*?! Oh joy. As if we don't have enough noise to sift through, SANS ISC is now blessing us with a "Daily Trends Report". Apparently, someone decided that summarizing what...

Seriously?! NVIDIA Screwed Up *Again* Oh, For F\*ck's Sake: NVIDIA Triton is a Mess Right. So, apparently, the geniuses over at NVIDIA left a whole heap of security holes gaping wide open in their Triton Inference Server. Like,...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? *This* is News? Right, so apparently the script kiddies and actual bad guys have discovered generative AI. Shocking. Absolutely fucking shocking. The article basically says threat actors...

Ugh, Another Acquisition Seriously? Darktrace Bought *Another* Company. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Apparently, Darktrace – those AI-powered detection wankers – have decided they weren’t bloated...