Category: Security

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right. So, some clowns over at SANS are flapping their gums about a new round of vulnerabilities in…wait for it…Citrix ADC and NetScaler...

Ugh, Nvidia's Mess Again Seriously? *Another* Nvidia Screw-Up Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need things spelled out for them. Nvidia’s released a patch – surprise, surprise – for a critical vulnerability...

Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Fucking Grant Program. Right, so CISA and FEMA – yeah, those guys – are throwing a measly $100 million at local communities for cybersecurity. A hundred *million*. Like that's going to fix anything...

GITEX GLOBAL 2025 - A Summary (Because I Have To) GITEX GLOBAL 2025: Ugh. Another Trade Show. Right, so apparently there's this thing called GITEX GLOBAL happening again next year in Dubai. October 6-10, 2025. It’s a tech show....

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Because apparently people *still* need hand-holding. The SANS ISC diary this week is basically a collection of "Oh shit,...

Ugh. Another Legacy System Disaster. Seriously? *Still* Dealing With This Shit? Okay, look. Some idiot at SANS (because of course it's SANS) is whining about how old software and protocols are STILL causing problems in 2024....

GITEX GLOBAL 2025 - A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Read) GITEX GLOBAL 2025: Oh Joy. Another Fucking Conference. Right, so some people are planning a tech show in Dubai next year – GITEX GLOBAL 2025. Apparently it’s...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? Akira's at it Again. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, the Akira ransomware gang – a bunch of script kiddies with too much time on their hands – have found a way to pwn SonicWall VPNs. And...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are still shipping shit with holes in it. This time it's a whole heap of...

Seriously? Another One. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: CL-STA-0969 Right, listen up. Some Chinese state-sponsored clowns – they’re calling themselves CL-STA-0969, because apparently naming things with numbers is *super*...