Category: Security

Pillar? Seriously? Oh, *Great*. Another "AI Security Platform" Right. So some company called Pillar thinks they’ve reinvented the wheel – this time with “AI.” Apparently, their platform, which they're desperately trying...

Ugh, Apple's Mess Again Seriously? Another Apple Screw-Up Right, listen up. Apparently, Apple’s Safari browser had a vulnerability – shocker, I know. Some memory corruption bullshit in WebKit that could let attackers run...

Dahua Cameras? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: Dahua Cameras Are Still A Disaster Right, listen up. Some "security researchers" (read: people who point out the blindingly obvious) have found a whole heap of...

Seriously?! Another Fucking Security Mess Oh, Joy. More Bullshit. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, using ChatGPT and other Large Language Models (LLMs) isn't safe enough already? Shocking. Researchers have found that...

Seriously?! Another Fucking Facebook Disaster You Won't Believe This Shit: Hackers Abusing Facebook Ads (Again) Oh, joy. More incompetence from the Zuck-hole. Apparently, some lowlifes are using Facebook ads to push fake crypto...

FunkSec? More Like Funk *Off* Seriously, Another One? FunkSec Ransomware Decryptor Released. Oh joy. Another ransomware gang decided to take a nap, and now some bleeding heart security types have released a decryptor. FunkSec,...

CrowdStrike? More Like CrowdStrike *Failure* Seriously?! Another "Security" Vendor Fails. Oh, joy. CrowdStrike, the supposed elite endpoint protection provider, had a goddamn outage last week. Apparently, some misconfigured API...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Firebase? Seriously? Firebase Security: Another Fucking Disaster Oh joy. More people screwing up basic security with Firebase. Apparently, some outfit called Tea (because *everything* needs a cutesy name these days) got pwned...

KrebsOnSecurity - Scam Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake. More Gaming Scams. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some absolute geniuses have decided the best way to relieve idiots of their...