Category: Security

Silk Typhoon: Another Fucking Headache Silk Typhoon: Seriously? More Chinese Hackers. Oh joy. Apparently, some outfit calling themselves "Silk Typhoon" – because subtlety is *clearly* their strong suit – are being linked to a...

Oh, *Great*. Another Script Kiddie Savior Article. Right, so some dude decided that manually looking at logs is too hard. Shocking, I know. This article details how they whipped up a Python script to automate initial triage of...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? PaperCut AGAIN?! Right, so listen up. CISA – those clowns over at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency – have added yet another vulnerability to their Known Exploited...

Seriously? Another Alert Fatigue Report. Ugh. Right, so some folks at SANS are whining – I mean, *reporting* – about alert fatigue. Shocking. Apparently, security teams are drowning in a sea of useless notifications because...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? You Want *Me* To Explain This? Alright, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some "experts" have noticed something shockingly obvious: browsers are now the biggest goddamn mess in...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? *Fake* Apps Now?! Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some absolute geniuses (read: morons) are pushing fake apps – specifically banking and investment ones – across mobile networks in Asia....

NIS2? Seriously? Right, Let Me Explain This NIS2 Bullshit. (Because You Probably Can't) Ugh. Fine. Cisco Talos has apparently decided to grace us with a "guide" to implementing NIS2. As if anyone *asked*. Basically, the EU is...

Ugh, Another XSS Article Seriously? Still Talking About This Shit? Right, so some "security researchers" (read: people who should have been paying attention years ago) are whining that React didn't magically solve Cross-Site...

Seriously? Another WordPress Plugin Mess You Idiots and Your Plugins: 200,000 Sites Pwned (Probably) Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Two *hundred thousand* WordPress websites are sitting ducks because some people can't be...

Seriously? Another Ransomware Gang? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake: Chaos RaaS is Here Right, so BlackSuit got smacked down. Good riddance, honestly. But you knew it wouldn’t last, didn’t you? Because some other bunch of script kiddies...