Category: Security

MostereRAT: Seriously? MostereRAT: Another Fucking Headache Oh joy. Another malware family. This one's called MostereRAT, because apparently naming things creatively is *hard*. It’s a Remote Access Trojan (RAT) that's been...

Seriously?! Oh, For the Love of… Right, so listen up. Apparently, some Republicans are throwing a *tantrum* because their goddamn emails are going to spam folders. Like, what a shocker. They're whining about "censorship"...

Seriously?! More NPM Bullshit Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Another NPM Package Disaster Right. So some goddamn script kiddies – and let’s be real, it *always* is – are shoving malicious packages onto NPM pretending to be...

Seriously? Another One. Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake: Noisy Bear's at it Again Right, listen up. Apparently, some Russian-backed assholes calling themselves "Noisy Bear" – original name, I know – are phishing the energy sector...

Seriously?! Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right, listen up. Apparently, some "researchers" at VirusTotal – yeah, those guys – found 44 SVG files floating around that your pathetic antivirus software completely missed....

Ugh, Another Security Thing Seriously? More Malware Crap. Right, so some idiot decided it was a *good* idea to make malware analysis harder by obfuscating strings and code directly into virtual memory addresses. Like we don't...

Pentesting is Screwed (Thanks to Everyone's Laziness) Automation Is Redefining Pentest Delivery – Or, How To Replace Actual Humans With Scripts Right. So apparently, because nobody wants to *actually* learn how things work...

Ugh, Another SAP Mess Seriously? *Another* SAP Hole? Right, listen up. Some clowns over at SAP have managed to screw things up again with S/4HANA. CVE-2025-42957 is the number they're flapping about this time – a critical...

Seriously?! Another Fucking Disaster in the Making Federal Cuts Put Local, State Agencies at Cyber-Risk – You Don't Say? Oh, *surprise*, surprise. The feds are slashing funding to state and local cybersecurity programs. Like...

Ugh, Another "Talent Shortage" Piece Seriously? More About This Fucking "Cybersecurity Talent Gap"? Right, so apparently everyone's whining about not enough cybersecurity people. Shocking. This article basically says the same...