Category: Security

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Dark Web Summary. Seriously? You Need *Me* To Tell You About The Dark Web? Alright, listen up, you lot. Apparently some people need a guided tour of the internet’s underbelly. This article from Dark...

Seriously?! Another One... Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake. 1000 Developers Just Got Pwned. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently over a thousand developers – *a thousand!* – are having their credentials and secrets leaked because...

TransUnion Got Pwned. Again. Seriously? *Another* TransUnion Breach?! Oh, joy. More incompetence from the credit reporting clowns at TransUnion. Apparently, some scumbags managed to pilfer data on over 4 million of their...

Ransomware Report - Ugh. Seriously? Another Ransomware List. Right, so some "researchers" (read: people staring at spreadsheets) have decided to tell us what we already *know*. Akira and Cl0p are the biggest pain in my digital...

Seriously? Another China Thing. Oh, *Now* They Tell Us: China’s Been Snooping. Shocker. Right, so the CISA, FBI and NSA – you know, the folks who are supposed to be watching this shit – have finally gotten around to...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? *This* is news? Right, so some chucklehead figured out a way to launch shellcode by abusing the way Windows handles process creation and environment variables. Basically, they're manipulating how a...

Seriously? They *Finally* Did Something Oh, Joy. African Cops Catch Some Scumbags. Right, so apparently some law enforcement agencies in Africa – and I use that term loosely considering how long this took – actually managed...

Seriously?! Another Fucking Breach Salesloft Got Pwned. Again. Oh, joy. More incompetence. Apparently, Salesloft – those marketing automation clowns – had a massive OAuth screw-up thanks to some bullshit integration with...

Ugh. Another Hack. Seriously? More of This Shit. Right, so some clowns calling themselves "Blind Eagle" are poking around in Colombia's networks. Five different groups within this mess, apparently. What a shocker. They’re using...