Category: Security

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your AI "Safety" Report. Seriously? You Need *Rules* For This Shit? Right, so some people apparently need a goddamn instruction manual for not screwing up with AI. Apparently, letting machines do things without...

Ugh, Another Fucking AI Problem Seriously? PromptLock. Just What We Needed. Right, so some "researchers" (read: people with too much time and processing power) have cooked up a new ransomware scheme called PromptLock. It's...

Seriously? Another Fucking APT Group... Oh, joy. As if we don't have enough problems, some lazy-ass group calling themselves "ShadowSilk" is poking around in the networks of 36 organizations – mostly governments, because *of...

Ugh, Another AI Thing Seriously? More Bullshit. Right, so Anthropic – yeah, the ones trying to be 'ethical' with their AI, whatever that means – have demonstrated how easily their Claude model can automate freaking...

Ugh, Another Cloud Screw-Up Seriously? *Another* One. Storm-0501 and Their Pathetic "Ransomware" Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Some group calling themselves Storm-0501 – original name, geniuses – is...

Cephalus Ransomware - Ugh, Another One Cephalus Ransomware? Seriously?! Right, listen up. Because apparently some people *still* need to be told this shit. There's a new ransomware gang in town called Cephalus. Shocking....

Ugh, Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake. Right, listen up, you lot. Some genius – and I use that term *very* loosely – has cobbled together the first AI-powered ransomware. Yeah, you heard me. Not content with just spam...

Ugh. Another Day, Another Pile of Shitty Code Seriously? More Vulnerabilities?! Right, listen up, you lot. Because apparently some people *still* need to be told this: a whole heap of software is riddled with holes. This time...

Seriously? Another One. Storm-0501: You Idiots Left the Door Open *Again*. Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Some nation-state actor – they're calling them Storm-0501, real creative name there – are waltzing into Azure...

Seriously?! Google & Salesforce, You're Kidding Me. Google & Salesforce? More Like Gullible & SalesForce. Oh, for the love of all that is holy... Google and Salesforce are whining about getting pwned because of a third-party app....