Category: Security

Ugh. Another Security "Event" Summary Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This Crap? Fine, whatever. Apparently, some people need to be told how the bad guys actually work. Like it's not obvious. The gist of this Dark Reading...

Seriously? Another One? Meteobridge is a Fucking Mess. You've Been Warned. Oh, joy. More security bullshit for me to deal with because some idiot left the door wide open. Apparently, CISA (those clowns) are flapping their gums...

Ugh, Another Hack Seriously? More Malware. Right, so some new bullshit is going around targeting Russian government agencies. They're calling it "Cavalry Werewolf" – honestly, the naming convention alone makes me want to...

Passwork 7 - Ugh, Another Password Manager Seriously? *Another* Password Manager? (Passwork 7 Walkthrough) Right, so some company called Passwork thinks they've reinvented the wheel with version 7. Apparently, enterprise security...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? More Malware Bullshit Right, listen up. Some "researchers" – and I use that term *loosely* – have found a new WhatsApp malware called SORVEPOTEL. Shocking. Absolutely fucking shocking. It's...

Microsoft's Voice Clone: A Disaster, Obviously Oh, *Great*. Microsoft Did Something Stupid. Again. Right, so Microsoft decided it was a brilliant idea to let anyone clone voices with just three seconds of audio. Three. Seconds....

BCIs - Don't Even Get Me Started Brain-Computer Interfaces: Seriously, What Could *Possibly* Go Wrong? Oh joy. Another bleeding-edge tech promising the world and delivering a steaming pile of potential security disasters. This...

UAT-8099: Another Fucking Headache UAT-8099: Seriously? More of This Shit. Oh, joy. Another cybercrime group, this one calling themselves UAT-8099 (like anyone actually *cares* about their stupid name), is being a pain in my...

Jaguar Land Rover: A Fucking Mess Seriously? Jaguar Land Rover, Still Getting Pwned. Oh joy, another car company realizing security isn't optional. Apparently, Jaguar Land Rover (JLR) is still dealing with the fallout from a...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? Rhadamanthys is STILL a Problem. Right, so some malware author – probably living in their mom's basement – decided that Rhadamanthys Stealer wasn’t annoying enough. This piece of crap...