Category: Security

Ugh, More Kids Ruining Everything Seriously? *Teenagers*? Right, so listen up. Apparently, the Dutch authorities just hauled in two teenagers – yes, you read that correctly, barely out of diapers – for allegedly running...

Seriously?! Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Another One. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently some absolute moron decided to use a DNS server – a fucking DNS server – as a command and control (C2) infrastructure for malware....

Ugh, Another One Seriously? Scattered Lapsus$ is *Back* Oh joy. That goddamn crew – the ones who were supposedly busted after all that teenage drama and doxxing bullshit with Microsoft, Nvidia, and a whole heap of other...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Ugh. Another Security "Event" Summary Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This Crap? Fine, whatever. Apparently, some people need to be told how hackers work. Like it's not obvious. The Dark Reading virtual event – because...

Ugh, Another Android Mess Seriously? More Android Shite. Right, so apparently some clowns in the UAE are slinging spyware at people via… wait for it… legitimate-looking apps. Like anyone trusts an app these days anyway?...

UAT-8099 - Seriously, More of *This*? UAT-8099: Chinese-Speaking Idiots Ruin the Internet (Again) Right, listen up. Some absolute morons – designated UAT-8099, because apparently naming things is hard – are messing with...

Ugh, Another Android Mess Seriously? *Another* Android Security Fuckup Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some absolute morons are pushing spyware on Android phones disguised as legitimate apps – specifically a Signal...

Threat Detection? More Like Threat *Ignoring*, Honestly Seriously, You Still Have Threat Detection Gaps? Ugh. Fine. I'll summarize this drivel for you people. Apparently, some organizations are still surprised when they get...

Oracle? Seriously? Another Fucking Day, Another Oracle Mess Right, so listen up. Google Mandiant – yeah, the ones who should be focusing on *actual* problems – are now poking around a new extortion wave hitting Oracle...