Category: Security

INC Ransomware: Because Hospitals Didn't Have Enough Shit to Deal With Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the healthcare sector in Oceania couldn't get any more screwed than it already is—what with the understaffing,...

When Your Toaster Has Root, You're Already Screwed Listen here, you bunch of clueless meatbags. Yet another bloody security "researcher" has figured out what every half-sentient sysadmin has known since the dawn of the ARPANET:...

Another Fucking Stormcast, Another Day of Security Hell Oh joy. It's Thursday, March 12th, 2026, and the ISC has vomited forth another Stormcast into my bloody RSS feed. podcastdetail/9846? More like...

Another Fucking Day, Another Fucking RCE Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the internet couldn't get any more of a dumpster fire, CISA goes and drops another cheerful bulletin. Turns out n8n—that cutesy workflow...

Six New Android Malware Strains Are Coming For Your Shitty PIX Payments Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought humanity couldn't get any more dim-witted, some Brazilian cybercriminals have decided to drop six—count them,...

Apple Finally Patches Ancient iOS Shitheaps Because Coruna Exploit is Sodomizing Systems Oh for fuck's sake. Look what just crawled out of Cupertino's arse. Apple has begrudgingly shat out security updates for those prehistoric...

Your SOC Isn't Lazy—It's Being Slowly Murdered By Design, You Incompetent Asshats Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the cybersecurity industry couldn't get more brain-dead, I read this shit about attackers weaponizing...

Another Fucking ThreatsDay Bulletin Because You Muppets Never Learn Oh look, it's Wednesday. Or as the security industry likes to call it, "Let's Scare the Shit Out of Everyone Day." I've been forced to read this week's parade of...

How to Scale Phishing Detection Without Losing Your Shit (Or Your Mind) Oh look, another goddamn article about phishing detection. Because apparently, you meatbags haven't figured out yet that clicking on "Free Viagra from...

Why Stryker's Outage Is a Disaster Recovery Wake-Up Call Oh for fuck's sake. Another day, another bunch of pinstriped morons who think "disaster recovery" means having a PDF on a share drive that nobody's touched since the...