Category: Security

Weekly Recap: The World’s On Fire, and I’ve Run Out of Coffee Oh for fuck’s sake, another week in the digital cesspool we call the internet. MongoDB’s been pounded harder than a rented mule by some opportunistic twats...

Five Flaming IT Headaches That Defined Security in 2025 Right, so apparently 2025 decided to show up drunk and armed with a chainsaw. The security world’s been a bloody bonfire of stupidity and chaos, and here’s the summary...

SBOMs in 2026: A Clusterfuck of Love, Hate, and WTF Right, so apparently the world can't decide whether Software Bills of Materials (SBOMs) are the bloody saviors of cybersecurity or just another goddamn bureaucratic nightmare....

Happy 16th Bloody Birthday, KrebsOnSecurity! Well, well, well. Looks like Brian “Internet Pest Exterminator” Krebs has somehow managed to keep his digital watchdog kennel running for sixteen goddamn years without...

ISC Stormcast For Sunday, December 28th, 2025 – Another Bloody Reminder That Security Never Sleeps (But You Should) So, here we go again. The ISC folks dropped another cheery little Stormcast update, making sure we all know the...

MongoDB’s Latest F***-Up: Memory Leaks for Everyone! Well, strap in folks because MongoDB just dropped another flaming pile of digital stupidity on the internet. Seems the lovable geniuses behind the world’s favorite...

LangChain Core Just Faceplanted — And Took Everyone’s Secrets With It Well, well, well… another bloody day, another “critical vulnerability” in some overhyped AI toy. This time the poor sod in the spotlight is LangChain...

Dark Reading Opens The State of Application Security Survey – Or, Yet Another Bloody Survey About How Everyone’s Still Screwing Up AppSec So, Dark Reading just fired up their latest "State of Application Security" survey,...

Coders Are Letting AI Write Their Crap Code – What Could Possibly Go Wrong? Oh, fantastic. Because what the world really needed in 2026 was a bunch of caffeine-deprived developers outsourcing their last functioning brain cell...

Evasive Panda’s DNS Sh*tshow: Because Apparently Cyber Espionage Needs More F*cking Pandas So apparently, the sneaky little bastards known as Evasive Panda—yeah, another “advanced persistent threat” group with a name that...