Category: Security

Aeternum Botnet: When Crypto-Bros Discover Malware Architecture Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought blockchain technology couldn't make my life any more of a steaming pile of shit, some absolute bastard goes and builds a...

Henry IV, Hotspur, Hal, and the Festering Pile of AI Bullshit Oh for fuck's sake. Now we've got so-called "security researchers" at Talos comparing AI hallucinations to Shakespearean drama like it's some kind of theatrical...

Lazarus Group Picks a New Poison: Medusa Ransomware Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought it was safe to log off for the weekend, those North Korean wankers in the Lazarus Group have decided to stop fucking around with their...

Twenty-Fucking-Nine Minutes. That's All It Takes. You read that right. According to the latest batch of statistics that nobody with a budget will actually read, ransomware-wielding shitgibbons can now fully compromise your...

Another Bloody Stormcast, Another Bloody Disaster Oh for fuck's sake. It's Wednesday, February 25th, 2026, and guess what? The SANS Internet Storm Center has dropped another sodding podcast detailing the latest clusterfuck of...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, CISA Says FileZen is Getting Raped by Script Kiddies Again CISA has gone and dropped CVE-2026-25108 into their Known Exploited Vulnerabilities catalog because apparently you lot can't be trusted to run a...

SolarWinds Does the Bare Minimum, Expects a Fucking Parade Oh look, it's that time again. SolarWinds—the same bunch of incompetent shitweasels who brought us the SUNBURST clusterfuck that compromised half the goddamn...

Great, Another 651 Idiots Learn That "Anonymous" Doesn't Mean Shit Oh look, Operation Red Card 2.0. Because the first Red Card apparently wasn't enough of a clusterfuck for these mouth-breathers to get the message. Interpol and a...

No Shit, Sherlock: Manual Processes Are A Government-Shaped Security Disaster OF COURSE manual processes are putting national security at risk. What next? Water is wet? The Pope shits in the woods? Some genius at the Government...

Another Fucking Genius Decides Retirement Planning Involves Treason Oh for fuck's sake. Some absolute helmet working for a defense contractor decided that their salary wasn't quite enough to cover the new iPhone or whatever...