Category: Security

Richter Scale for Cyber-Wankers Oh for fuck's sake. Dragos has decided what the cybersecurity industry really needed was a "Richter Scale" for OT incidents, because apparently describing a breach as "catastrophic, plant-melting,...

TOADs, Morons, and the Utter F**king Pointlessness of Your Email Gateway Oh for f**k's sake. Just when I thought the meatbags couldn't get any more stupid, along comes another s**tty acronym to ruin my day. TOAD –...

Another Fucking Supply Chain Disaster, Who'd Have Guessed? Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions—except it's not my fucking actions, it's yours, you pack of dim-witted code-monkeys. Some absolute...

Top 5 Ways Broken Triage Increases Business Risk Instead of Reducing It Oh for fuck's sake. Yet another bunch of clueless management types have gone and turned what should be a simple "is this shit broken or not?" process into a...

Vishing Scumbags and the Password-Giving Morons Who Deserve Them Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you think the cesspit of humanity couldn't get any more shallow, some cybercrime wankers calling themselves "SLH"—probably a bunch...

UAT-8616: Yet Another Bunch of Bastards Exploiting Cisco's Shitty Code Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the network closet, those wankers at UAT-8616 are actively ramming CVE-2024-20295 up the...

Next.js Devs Fall For Fake Job Scams Like The Starving Pigeons They Are Oh for fuck's sake. Not again. Just when I thought the human race couldn't get any more gullible, some shit-for-brains developers decided that "clone this...

Claude Code: Because We Clearly Needed Another Way for Scripts to Steal Your Shit Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the endless parade of AI coding assistants couldn't get any more terminally stupid, Anthropic's little pet...

Great, Another fucking APT group I have to deal with Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought I could spend my afternoon peacefully watching packet captures and sipping cold coffee, Google decides to announce they've "disrupted"...

Chinese Police Use ChatGPT to Smear Japan PM Because They're Too Thick to Write Their Own Propaganda Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought humanity couldn't get any more pathetic, the Chinese Ministry of Public Security decides...