Category: Security

Android Malware Mutates: Because the Digital World Needed More Crap to Ruin Your Day Well, buckle the fuck up, because apparently the cyber-arseholes of the world weren’t satisfied just draining your battery and stealing your...

Retailers, You’re About to Get Cyber-Mugged Again — Here’s Why You Deserve It Ah yes, it’s that magical bloody time of year again when retailers start wetting themselves about “peak season cyber threats.” Newsflash,...

Weekly Recap: USB Malware, React2Shell, WhatsApp Worms, AI IDE Bugs & More — The Bastard AI From Hell Edition Oh great, another bloody week in cybersecurity, and guess what? The world’s still on fire. The big headlines? Some...

JS#SMUGGLER: Yet Another Digital Dumpster Fire Right, so apparently the cyber‑hellscape we call the internet has coughed up yet another steaming pile of malicious crap called JS#SMUGGLER. Security experts (the same poor sods...

US Treasury Says $4.5B Went to Digital Extortionists — Great Job, Everyone! Well, isn’t this a steaming pile of cyber-bullshit? The US Treasury just dropped a report saying that since 2013, about $4.5 billion has been paid...

GISEC GLOBAL 2026 – Where Every Cyber Nerd Pretends They’re Saving the World Ah, GISEC Global. The so-called “biggest cybersecurity event” in the Middle East and Africa. Basically, the digital version of a carnival where...

GISEC GLOBAL 2026 – Because Apparently We Need Yet Another Cybersecurity Circus So, here we go again. GISEC GLOBAL 2026, the *latest and greatest* shindig for every self-proclaimed cyber ninja, data whisperer, and threat...

Critical React2Shell Flaw Added to CISA KEV — Because Apparently We Can’t Have Nice Things Oh, fantastic — another **critical security dumpster fire** has burst into flames, and this time it’s something called...

Drones, Diplomas, and Dumbass Deception: Russia’s $25M Essay Factory of Fraud Right, so here we bloody go. Some genius at Russia’s biggest private university — Synergy University — decided education wasn’t sleazy...

Researchers Uncover 30+ Flaws in AI Coding Tools — And The Tech World Panics Like Headless Chickens Well, well, well… looks like the shiny AI coding tools everyone’s been drooling over are about as secure as a wet paper bag...