Category: Security

Who the Hell Approved This Agent? The AI Dumpster Fire Explained So apparently, the tech overlords have decided it’s totally fine to unleash AI “agents” with more access to sensitive crap than your average sysadmin on a bad...

DynoWiper: Yet Another Digital Dumpster Fire Courtesy of Sandworm Well, here we bloody go again. Some cyber asshats from the Russian-linked Sandworm crew decided to whip out a shiny new toy called “DynoWiper” to screw with...

Multi-Stage Phishing Madness: Yet Another Cyber Dumpster Fire Well, guess what, kids? Some cyber asshats are at it again – this time running a fancy-schmancy, multi-stage phishing campaign targeting Russia, because apparently...

RSAC 2026: Where Security Pros Pretend They’ve Got Their Sh*t Together Oh look, it’s that time again — the *RSAC 2026 Conference* nonsense parade. Another year, another glorified hacker nerd fest where every dweeb in a...

ISC Stormcast For Friday, January 23rd, 2026 – The Cyber Clown Show Continues Oh great, another day, another digital dumpster fire. The ISC Stormcast for January 23rd, 2026, basically reads like an IT admin’s recurring...

Microsoft Catches Yet Another Digital Dumpster Fire: Multi-Stage AitM Phishing Shitshow Well, stop the bloody presses — Microsoft’s threat-hunting nerds have “discovered” (again) that cybercriminals are about as creative...

TikTok’s Yank-and-Spank Move to Keep Uncle Sam Happy So, apparently TikTok’s decided to play nice with the U.S. government — you know, the same folks who’ve been waving executive orders around like toddlers with scissors....

Phishing Attack Uses Stolen Credentials to Install LogMeIn RMM for Persistent Access – or, Yet Another Day in Cybersecurity Hell Oh bloody wonderful — apparently the cyber-shitstorm never ends. Some genius out there decided...

Fortinet Screws Up... Again: FortiCloud SSO Bypass Hits Fully Patched FortiGate Firewalls Oh bloody hell, Fortinet’s at it again. Because apparently, security vendors just can’t go one damn quarter without face-planting into...

CISA Updates KEV Catalog — Because Apparently the Internet Can’t Stop Setting Itself on Fire Right, so the delightful people at CISA – that’s the U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency for those who just...