Category: Security

No Shit Sherlock: Criminals Don't Give a Flying Fuck About Your "Good Cause" Oh look, another fucking revelation from the Department of the Bleeding Obvious: cybercriminals are targeting charities and nonprofits. Apparently these...

Chinese Hackers Target Southeast Asian Militaries with AppleChris and MemFun Malware - Like We Didn't See This Shit Coming Oh for fuck's sake. Look at this monumental clusterfuck unfolding in Southeast Asia - some military brass...

Charity Cases, Security Disgraces, and the Underreporting Shitstorm Oh for fuck's sake. You'd think organizations dedicated to saving puppies, whales, or whatever bleeding-heart cause they're flogging this week would actually...

Fake PoCs and the Festival of Incompetence Listen here, you collection of clueless meatbags. While you were busy adjusting your standing desks and discussing "synergy" in your daily stand-ups that should have been emails, some...

INC Ransomware: Because Hospitals Didn't Have Enough Shit to Deal With Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the healthcare sector in Oceania couldn't get any more screwed than it already is—what with the understaffing,...

When Your Toaster Has Root, You're Already Screwed Listen here, you bunch of clueless meatbags. Yet another bloody security "researcher" has figured out what every half-sentient sysadmin has known since the dawn of the ARPANET:...

Another Fucking Stormcast, Another Day of Security Hell Oh joy. It's Thursday, March 12th, 2026, and the ISC has vomited forth another Stormcast into my bloody RSS feed. podcastdetail/9846? More like...

Another Fucking Day, Another Fucking RCE Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the internet couldn't get any more of a dumpster fire, CISA goes and drops another cheerful bulletin. Turns out n8n—that cutesy workflow...

Six New Android Malware Strains Are Coming For Your Shitty PIX Payments Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought humanity couldn't get any more dim-witted, some Brazilian cybercriminals have decided to drop six—count them,...

Apple Finally Patches Ancient iOS Shitheaps Because Coruna Exploit is Sodomizing Systems Oh for fuck's sake. Look what just crawled out of Cupertino's arse. Apple has begrudgingly shat out security updates for those prehistoric...