Windows 11 Media Creation Tool – More Bloody Updates, More Headaches Oh joy, Microsoft’s farted out another fine-tuning of that dumpster fire called the Windows 11 Media Creation Tool. You know, that thing everyone uses when...

Dartmouth College Gets Digitally Pantsed by the Clop Ransomware Crew Well, grab your popcorn, because Dartmouth College just tripped over its own shoelaces and faceplanted straight into a steaming pile of cybersecurity fail....

Code Beautifiers? More Like Code Screw-Your-Credentials! Right, so apparently some “code beautifier” websites — yeah, those cute little online tools devs use to make their ugly-ass code look pretty — have been busy puking...

How to Maximize Your Cyber Spend – or, How to Fling Money Like a Drunken Sysadmin Ah, it’s the end of the bloody year again. The finance gremlins are crawling out of their holes, waving spreadsheets, and asking, “Hey, do...

Microsoft Promises to Make Teams Less of a Flaming Dumpster Fire Well, apparently the geniuses at Microsoft have finally figured out that Teams — that bloated piece of corporate spyware masquerading as a chat app — runs like...

Microsoft Exchange Falls on Its Ass Again – Outlook Users Lose Their Damn Minds Well, well, well. Microsoft’s magical email cloud decided to take a giant steaming dump on itself again. Exchange Online – the thing that keeps...

Tor Gets a New Encryption Algorithm, Because Apparently the Old One Wasn't Paranoid Enough So, the privacy-loving, tinfoil-hat-wearing crowd over at Tor decided it was time to give their encryption setup a shiny upgrade. The old...

Cybercrooks Steal $262 Million by Pretending to Be Bank Support Teams – The FBI’s Having a Bloody Field Day Well, strap in, because humanity’s collective IQ took another nosedive. According to the FBI, some absolute...