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North Korean Hackers Turn JSON Services into Covert Malware Delivery Channels

North Korean Hackers Playing in the JSON Sandbox Like a Bunch of Malicious Twats Oh great, as if the internet wasn’t already a goddamn dumpster fire of half-baked APIs, misconfigured cloud crap, and clueless devs who treat...

Security

150,000 Packages Flood NPM Registry in Token Farming Campaign

150,000 Shitty NPM Packages and the Idiots Who Let It Happen Oh look, another day, another flaming dumpster fire in the world of software supply chains. Some geniuses decided to dump a biblical crapload — around 150,000 of the...

Security

Hardened Containers Look to Eliminate Common Source of Vulnerabilities

Hardened Containers: Because Apparently We Can’t Stop Screwing Up Security So here we are again, folks — another day, another bunch of developers whining about their leaky-as-hell containers puking vulnerabilities all over...

Security

[Dark Reading Virtual Event] Cybersecurity Outlook 2026

Cybersecurity Outlook 2026 – A Future Full of Digital Dumpster Fires Right, so Dark Reading decided to peer into the crystal ball of cybersecurity again, and surprise surprise—it's full of doom, gloom, and enough digital cow...

Fortinet FortiWeb flaw with public PoC exploited to create admin users

FortiWeb’s Latest Dumpster Fire – Because Apparently Security Is Optional Now Well, here we go again. Fortinet, the poster child for “What could possibly go wrong?”, has managed to cock up another security product. This...

DoorDash hit by new data breach in October exposing user information

DoorDash Does It Again — Another Shiny Data Breach Because Why the Hell Not? Oh look, DoorDash managed to screw the pooch once more. Apparently, these geniuses got hit by yet *another* data breach in October, because securing...

ASUS warns of critical auth bypass flaw in DSL series routers

ASUS Router Clusterfuck: Critical Auth Bypass May Let Hackers Wreck Your Internet Life Oh, brilliant — another day, another shitty router vulnerability. This time it’s ASUS screwing the pooch with a big, fat security hole in...

Google backpedals on new Android developer registration rules

Google Trips Over Its Own Damn Developer Policy (Again) Well, what a shocker. Google — that great, omnipotent tech overlord that can do no wrong — decided to fuck around with Android developer registration rules... and then,...

Migrate WSUS: Install role and move data to Windows Server 2025

Migrating WSUS to Windows Server 2025 – Because Apparently We Can’t Have Nice Things Alright, strap in, you miserable lot. The article goes on about how to drag that festering corpse of a service called WSUS over to Windows...

US announces new strike force targeting Chinese crypto scammers

US Launches New Anti-Crypto Scam Strike Force – Because Apparently We Needed Another Bloody Task Force Right, so apparently the U.S. government’s finally decided they’ve had enough of all these crypto-scamming bastards –...