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Checkout.com snubs hackers after data breach, to donate ransom instead

Checkout.com Tells Hackers to Shove It and Donates Their Ransom Instead Well, well, well. Looks like Checkout.com just told a bunch of digital asshats to go pound sand. The ShinyHunters crew – you know, those wannabe cyber-Gods...

Fortinet confirms silent patch for FortiWeb zero-day exploited in attacks

Fortinet Plays Silent Ninja With Zero-Day Crapstorm So, Fortinet, those splendid masters of “security,” decided to pull a sneaky one. They quietly patched a bloody zero-day vuln in their FortiWeb web application firewalls —...

Anthropic claims of Claude AI-automated cyberattacks met with doubt

Anthropic’s “Claude the Cyber Menace” – What a Bloody Circus Oh for fuck’s sake, here we go again. Anthropic—those smug AI do-gooders—just tossed a steaming pile of “AI did cyberattacks” onto the internet, and...

OpenAI’s Open-Weight Models Are Coming to the US Military

OpenAI’s Open-Weight Models Are Marching Into the Military — Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong? Oh, fantastic. Just what the world needed — OpenAI getting snuggly with the U.S. military. Apparently, the AI overlords have...

AI Relationships Are on the Rise. A Divorce Boom Could Be Next

AI Relationships Are on the Rise — and Humanity Is About to Screw Itself (Again) So apparently, people have decided that real relationships — you know, the messy, full-of-feelings, and occasionally murder-inducing kind —...

Milestone raises $10M to make sure AI rhymes with ROI

Milestone Bags $10M to Make AI Pay for Its Own Damn Hype Right, so apparently some clever bastards at a company called Milestone just convinced investors to cough up $10 million to “make AI rhyme with ROI.” Yeah, because what...

Microsoft’s plan to fix its chip problem is, partly, to let OpenAI do the heavy lifting

Microsoft’s Brilliant Plan to Let Someone Else Fix Their Damn Chip Problem Well, well, well. Microsoft’s at it again — playing the “we’ve got this under control” game while quietly shoving their chip mess under...

Coding assistant Cursor raises $2.3B 5 months after its previous round

Coding Assistant Cursor Raises $2.3B — Because Apparently Money Grows on Silicon Valley Trees Oh for fuck’s sake, Cursor — that coding assistant startup that claims it’s “revolutionizing coding” or some other buzzword...

Google augments AI shopping with conversational search, agentic checkout and an AI that calls stores for you

Google’s New AI Shopping Circus — Because Clearly, We Didn’t Have Enough Creepy Robots Already So, Google’s at it again — stuffing more bloody AI into your shopping experience because *obviously* managing your own...

Teen founders raise $6M to reinvent pesticides using AI — and convince Paul Graham to join in

Teen Tech Geniuses Raise a Crapload of Cash to Nuke Bugs with AI — and Rope in Paul Bloody Graham Right, so apparently some teenage braniacs — who probably haven’t even finished growing facial hair yet — just waltzed into...