Seriously? Another Breach? Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at ThreatsDay (whoever the hell *they* are) have compiled a list of all the disasters happening this week because people...

SonicWall? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: Another SonicWall Clusterfuck Right. So, some "hackers" – and I use that term loosely because honestly, if you can break into this, you’re barely a script kiddie – managed...

Ugh, Seriously? AI Notetakers? More Like Data Leaks Waiting to Happen. Right, so some geniuses decided it was a *good* idea to let AI transcribe and summarize everything you say in meetings. Fantastic. Just what we needed –...

Ugh, Another Android Mess Seriously? More Malware for Android. Right, listen up, you lot. Some new spyware called ClayRat is going around, and surprise, it targets Android phones. Because apparently, keeping your data private on...

Ugh, Another "Lessons Learned" Piece Seriously? Fastly's CISO Thinks *Incidents* Are Good For Your Career? Right. Because getting pwned repeatedly is exactly what aspiring security folks should be aiming for. Apparently, this...

Seriously? Another One? Oh, Joy. More Malware. Right, so some chucklehead calling themselves UTA0388 – honestly, the naming conventions these days… – has been slinging spyware around since at least 2021. Started with this...

Ugh, Another Report Seriously?! A Sing-Along? Right, so Cisco's Talos Intelligence clowns decided to poke around some old computer consoles – the kind you find gathering dust in forgotten server rooms. And what did they find?...

SonicWall's Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Read) Seriously? SonicWall. *Again*. Oh, joy. Another security vendor getting pwned. This time it’s SonicWall, and they’ve managed to pull off the impressive...

Copilot is a Disaster, Obviously Seriously? *Another* AI Security Fuckup. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, some researchers (because someone has to point out the bleeding obvious) have found yet another way GitHub...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...