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Datacurve raises $15 million to take on Scale AI

DataCurve: Another Fucking Data Labeling Company Seriously? *Another* One. Right, so some outfit called DataCurve just snagged $15 million to do… what else? Label data for AI models. Apparently, ScaleAI isn't enough of a pain...

Figma partners with Google to add Gemini AI to its design platform

Figma's Latest Descent Into Madness Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake: Figma Now Has *More* AI Right. As if designers weren’t already drowning in useless features, Figma decided to sell what little soul it had left to Google. They're...

Intel unveils new processor powered by its 18A semiconductor tech

Intel's Latest Clusterfuck - Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. More Intel. Right, so apparently Intel thinks we give a damn about their new "Core Ultra 200" processors. They’re built on this “18A” process node...

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ISC Stormcast For Thursday, October 9th, 2025 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9648, (Thu, Oct 9th)

Seriously? Another Week, Another Pile of Sh*t Oh joy. It's Thursday, which means another ISC Stormcast summary because apparently *someone* has to keep track of all the digital dumpster fires. Fine. Here’s what you need to...

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[Guest Diary] Building Better Defenses: RedTail Observations from a Honeypot, (Thu, Oct 9th)

Ugh. Another Report. Seriously? More Recon? - A Summary (Because I *have* to) Right, so some people set up a honeypot – RedTail, apparently. Shocking. And guess what they found? Reconnaissance. Yeah, you heard me. People are...

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Critical Exploit Lets Hackers Bypass Authentication in WordPress Service Finder Theme

Ugh, Another WordPress Mess Seriously? *Another* WordPress Plugin is Broken Right, listen up. Some dipshit found a critical authentication bypass in the Service Finder theme for WordPress. Yeah, another one. Apparently, if you're...

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From Phishing to Malware: AI Becomes Russia’s New Cyber Weapon in War on Ukraine

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? You Want *Me* To Explain This? Alright, listen up, you lot. Apparently, Russia’s been getting all clever with the AI toys. Shocking, I know. They aren't just using it for propaganda...

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Chaos Ransomware Upgrades With Aggressive New C++ Variant

Ugh, Another Ransomware Strain...Seriously? Chaos Ransomware: They're Still At It. Right, so some script kiddie decided their existing ransomware wasn’t annoying enough and upgraded Chaos. Surprise, surprise. This new version...

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Velociraptor leveraged in ransomware attacks

Ugh, Another One Seriously? Ransomware Thugs Now Using Legitimate Tools. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, some script kiddies – and I use that term *loosely* because even a moderately competent toddler could probably...

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SaaS Breaches Start with Tokens – What Security Teams Must Watch

Ugh, Another SaaS Screwup Seriously? Still Falling For This Crap? Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, some "security researchers" (read: people who get paid to point out the blindingly obvious) have figured out that SaaS...