Ugh, OpenAI Again Seriously? More ChatGPT Bullshit. Right, so OpenAI – yeah, those guys – are shoving their cheaper "ChatGPT Go" plan at another sixteen countries in Asia. Because apparently the world isn't saturated enough...

Ugh, Seriously? This "AI Slur" Thing is Just… Fantastic. Right, so some absolute geniuses on TikTok decided that calling AI bots “clankers” – a term originally used to mock Black people and their speech patterns – is...

Google's Gemini Enterprise: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Read) Oh, *Great*. More AI Shite. Right, so Google’s decided your job isn’t safe enough and is shoving “Gemini Enterprise” down everyone’s throats....

Ugh. AI and Cars, Apparently. Seriously? More Bullshit About Self-Driving Everything Right, so some suits from Uber (the one that *still* hasn't figured out basic profitability) and Nuro (those little robot delivery boxes)...

India's Latest Clusterfuck: AI Shopping Oh, *Great*. More AI Bullshit. Right, so India’s decided they need to jump on the bleeding-edge bandwagon and are "piloting" e-commerce platforms run by chatbots. Because apparently...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? *Another* Data Storage Startup? Right. So some clowns calling themselves "Subspace" think they can dethrone AWS, Google Cloud and Azure with… distributed storage. Groundbreaking. Apparently, they've...

Sora's Popularity - Ugh. Seriously? Another Damn AI Thing. Right, so apparently some video generation thing called Sora – made by OpenAI, naturally, because *of course* it is – hit a million downloads faster than ChatGPT did....

Spotitearly: Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Spotitearly. Right, so some company – Spotitearly, because subtlety is dead – thinks they’ve cracked cancer detection by… training dogs to sniff it out and then...