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Europol-coordinated action disrupts Tycoon2FA phishing platform

Europol Finally Gets Off Their Arse and Nukes Another Phishing Shitshow Oh look, the cyber-cops finally decided to do something useful instead of just issuing PDF warnings that nobody reads. Europol and their band of merry men...

FBI seizes LeakBase cybercrime forum, data of 142,000 members

FBI Seizes LeakBase: 142,000 Criminal Masterminds Realise They're Royally Fucked Well slap my arse and call me Sally - the Fucking Bureau of Investigation finally managed to do something that isn't just sending strongly-worded...

Hacker mass-mails HungerRush extortion emails to restaurant patrons

HungerRush Data Breach: Because Your Pizza Order Wasn't Stressed Enough Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought it was safe to order a goddamn pepperoni pizza without some script kiddie threatening to leak your credit card...

Spyware-grade Coruna iOS exploit kit now used in crypto theft attacks

Some Arsehole is Stealing Your Magic Internet Money with iPhone Spyware Right, sit down and shut up. You know those smug bastards wandering around with their £1200 glass rectangles, convinced Jobs' ghost makes them invincible?...

Cisco warns of max severity Secure FMC flaws giving root access

Cisco's Secure FMC: Now With Free Root Access for Every Bloody Tom, Dick, and Harry Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought it was safe to trust your network security infrastructure to a multi-billion dollar corporation, Cisco...

Fake LastPass support email threads try to steal vault passwords

Users Still Falling For This Shit? Fake LastPass Support Emails Are Back To Harvest Your Precious Passwords Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the universe couldn't possibly cram any more stupidity into one week, along...

No one has a good plan for how AI companies should work with the government

The Military-Industrial Clusterfuck: When AI Companies Sold Their Souls for Defense Contracts Oh, for fuck's sake. Look at this shitshow. You've got OpenAI and Anthropic—the same sanctimonious bastards who spent years wringing...

ChatGPT uninstalls surged by 295% after DoD deal

ChatGPT Uninstalls Surge 295% After DoD Deal? Boo-Fucking-Hoo Oh, for fuck's sake. Users are throwing a collective tantrum because OpenAI decided to spread its legs for the Pentagon, and now uninstalls have supposedly surged by...

Summon This AI Agent by Speaking Its Wake Word Mid-Phone Call

Another Fucking Voice Assistant to Ignore While Your Life Goes to Shit Oh brilliant. Just what the world fucking needed. Deutsche Telekom and ElevenLabs have teamed up to shove yet another AI assistant into your phone calls,...

What Is That Mysterious Metallic Device US Chief Design Officer Joe Gebbia Is Using?

Mystery Metallic Device? Who Gives a Flying F*** Oh for f***'s sake. The internet has once again collectively soiled itself because Joe Gebbia—that Airbnb tosser who convinced people that sleeping in a stranger's cupboard...