Windows 11 Is Going to Force Memory Integrity On by Default in October 2026, Because Apparently Microsoft Still Enjoys Breaking Your Shit Right, here’s the deal. Microsoft has announced that starting in October 2026, Windows 11...

Google’s “Agentic Video Understanding” for Gemini: Because Apparently Watching Videos Like a Human Wasn’t Bloody Complicated Enough Right then. Google has launched what it’s calling agentic video understanding for...

Microsoft and AWS Finally Build a Private Multicloud Bridge, Because Apparently the Existing Mess Wasn’t Painful Enough Right, so Microsoft and AWS have decided to hold hands—briefly, cautiously, and no doubt with a legal...

Anthropic’s Claude Fable 5.1: Cheaper, More Private, and Still Somehow Not a Miracle Right, so Anthropic has wheeled out Claude Fable 5.1, which is apparently meant to impress us miserable bastards by being cheaper and giving...

Microsoft Finally Stops Shoving Its Half-Baked Text Predictions Down Everyone’s Throat So here’s the latest bit of corporate backpedaling: Microsoft has decided to turn off text predictions by default in Word and Outlook....

CrowdStrike’s SafeMind: Yet Another Shiny AI Thing to Stop Attackers Before They Wreck Your Shit Right, so CrowdStrike has rolled out this thing called SafeMind, which is basically their latest attempt to make AI stop being a...

Hackers Piggyback on Faronics Deploy to Shove ScreenConnect onto Networks, Because Apparently Misery Loves Company Right, here’s the short version for those of you who don’t have all day to watch yet another admin tool get...