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Qualcomm Zero-Day Exploited in Targeted Android Attacks

Another Fucking Qualcomm Zero-Day Because Nobody Learns Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought I could have a nice quiet Tuesday without some shit-for-brains security disaster, Qualcomm drops another steaming pile of zero-day...

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Vehicle Tire Pressure Sensors Enable Silent Tracking

Tire Pressure Sensors: Because Your Car Wasn't Spying On You Enough Already Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought your car couldn't possibly leak more of your private data than a sieve leaks water, some bright spark discovers...

CyberStrikeAI tool adopted by hackers for AI-powered attacks

Great, Now The Fucking Script Kiddies Have AI Missiles Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought my day couldn't get any more shit-smeared, some bright spark decided to release CyberStrikeAI into the wild, and now every spotty...

Android gets patches for Qualcomm zero-day exploited in attacks

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Another Android Zero-Day Google finally got off their collective arses to patch a zero-day that's been running around in the wild like a caffeinated squirrel in a datacenter. CVE-2024-32896 — remember that...

UH Cancer Center data breach affects nearly 1.2 million people

Another Day, Another Shitshow: University of Hawaii Gets Reamed by Ransomware Bastards Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought these meatbags couldn't get any more incompetent, the University of Hawaii Cancer Center goes and...

Star Citizen game dev discloses breach affecting user data

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Another Data Breach? Great. Just fucking great. Cloud Imperium Games, the bastards who've been milking the "Star Citizen" cash cow for over a decade without actually finishing the fucking game, have gone and...

Amazon: Drone strikes damaged AWS data centers in Middle East

When the Cloud Rains Fire and Shit Oh for fuck's sake. So Amazon's precious "cloud" just learned what every BOFH has known since the dawn of fucking time: that your "highly available, geographically redundant" infrastructure...

Compromised Site Management Panels are a Hot Item in Cybercrime Markets

Oh Look, Another Bloody Credential Fire Sale Well, well, well. If it isn't the inevitable consequence of letting chimps with the technical aptitude of a drunken koala manage web servers. Apparently—hold onto your fucking...

4sysops turns 20

4Sysops Turns 20: Two Fucking Decades of Sysadmin Misery Christ on a unicycle. 4Sysops has been polluting the internet for twenty goddamn years. Two entire decades of Windows Server torture, PowerShell evangelism, and cloud...

LexisNexis confirms data breach as hackers leak stolen files

Another Fucking Data Breach: LexisNexis Shits the Bed Oh for fuck's sake. Look what the cat dragged in—another multinational data broker that's been royally shafted by script kiddies with more competence than their entire IT...