For Fuck's Sake: Yet Another Android Backdoor That's Practically Fucking Immortal Just when you thought the Android ecosystem couldn't get more diseased, some security researchers have gone and discovered "Keenadu" - a backdoor...

5 Million Apps Scanned, And The Secrets Are Still Harder to Find Than Your Missing Brain Cells So some bright spark decided to scan five million JavaScript applications—yes, five fucking million—just to confirm what any...

Microsoft Teams Takes a Massive Shit on Two Continents Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought it was safe to have another soul-crushing Monday morning standup, Microsoft Teams decides to play corpse across the US and Europe....

ChatGPT Lockdown Mode: Because Your Users Can't Be Trusted With a Fucking Toaster Oh, look. Another bleeding-edge "productivity tool" that's got management's knickers in a twist and security having a collective aneurysm. ChatGPT,...

Autofill Windows Auth? In Your Dreams, Peasant Another day, another moist pile of human misery lands in my inbox demanding to know why their precious fucking browser won't autofill credentials into a Windows authentication...

Notepad++ Adds Double-Lock Security Because Apparently One Fucking Lock Wasn't Enough For You Incompetent Bastards Oh look, another goddamn security update. Notepad++ version 8.7.7 has decided to implement what they're calling a...

Dell's Latest Security Shitshow: Chinese Hackers Had Admin Access Since Last Summer Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought it was safe to plug your backup appliance back in, Dell drops another steaming pile of vulnerability...