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As AI data centers hit power limits, Peak XV backs Indian startup C2i to fix the bottleneck

SO THE FUCKING AI DATA CENTERS ARE MELTING THE GRID, AND SOMEONE THINKS ANOTHER STARTUP WILL FIX IT Oh, brilliant. Just absolutely fucking brilliant. After years of building these power-guzzling monstrosities to generate pictures...

All the important news from the ongoing India AI Impact Summit

India's AI Summit: A Monumental Circle-Jerk of Buzzwords and Broken Promises So apparently there's this fucking AI summit happening in India. Big surprise. Another week, another conference where people who can't spell "algorithm"...

Fractal Analytics’ muted IPO debut signals persistent AI fears in India

Fractal's IPO Shits the Bed While Investors Hide Under Their Desks Oh, for fuck's sake. Here we go again. Fractal Analytics—some AI outfit that's been slapping "machine learning" on every PowerPoint slide since 2012—finally...

After all the hype, some AI experts don’t think OpenClaw is all that exciting

OpenClaw: Because We Needed Another Overhyped Piece of Shit Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the AI hype train couldn't get more insufferable, here comes OpenClaw—because apparently "OpenAI" wasn't pretentious enough for...

Flapping Airplanes on the future of AI: ‘We want to try really radically different things’

Flapping Airplanes and the Great AI Circle-Jerk Oh look, another fucking article where some ivory tower wanker finally realizes that our current approach to AI is about as elegant as a rhino trying to tap-dance. The metaphor this...

How Ricursive Intelligence raised $335M at a $4B valuation in 4 months

How Ricursive Intelligence Raised $335M at a $4B Valuation in 4 Fucking Months So some bunch of fuckers called Ricursive Intelligence have just conned $335 million out of SoftBank and their merry band of VC lemmings at a $4...

Have money, will travel: a16z’s hunt for the next European unicorn

a16z's Eurotrash Safari: The Great Unicorn Money Wank So apparently those wankers at Andreessen Horowitz have decided that California isn't big enough for their collective ego and their metric fuck-ton of cash. They've packed...

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ISC Stormcast For Monday, February 16th, 2026 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9810, (Mon, Feb 16th)

Stormcast Summary: Because Apparently I Have Nothing Better To Do Oh, fucking wonderful. Another Monday morning, another batch of security diarrhea to wade through. The ISC Stormcast for February 16th, 2026—yes, you heard that...

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New Chrome Zero-Day (CVE-2026-2441) Under Active Attack — Patch Released

Another Fucking Chrome Zero-Day - Because God Forbid You Update Voluntarily Jesus H. Christ on a unicycle. Just when I'd finished cleaning up the last digital disaster caused by some middle-manager who thinks "password123" is...

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2026 64-Bits Malware Trend, (Mon, Feb 16th)

2026 64-Bit Malware "Trend": Time Travellers Confused As Criminals Finally Stop Catering To Digital Fossils Oh for fuck's sake, they're calling it a "trend" now? Like it's some hipster bullshit where malware authors are moving to...