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Carbon Robotics built an AI model that detects and identifies plants

Carbon Robotics built an AI model that detects and identifies plants — bloody marvelous, if you like your weeds dead Right, so Carbon Robotics—those engineering maniacs who apparently hate weeds more than I hate clueless...

Coalition demands federal Grok ban over nonconsensual sexual content

Coalition Loses Its Collective Shit Over Grok’s Creepy AI Shenanigans So, apparently, a bunch of privacy crusaders and digital rights do-gooders have decided they’ve had enough of Grok, that Elon Musk-branded AI circus act...

Ring brings its ‘Search Party’ feature for finding lost dogs to non-Ring camera owners

Ring’s New Dog-Finding Stunt – Now for Everyone, Because Why the Hell Not So, those cheery bastards over at Ring — yeah, the same ones that love letting your doorbell spy on the neighborhood — decided they haven’t sold...

OpenAI launches new macOS app for agentic coding

OpenAI’s New macOS App for Agentic Coding — Because Apparently We Need More AI Telling Us What to Do So OpenAI’s gone and vomited out another shiny toy — this time a fancy-ass macOS app for something they’re calling...

Firefox will soon let you block all of its generative AI features

Firefox Finally Lets You Tell Its Bloody AI to Sod Off Well, it finally bloody happened. Firefox, that browser everyone still uses out of nostalgia or misplaced optimism, is now adding a magical new button — the “piss off,...

What Snowflake’s deal with OpenAI tells us about the enterprise AI race

Snowflake Hops Into Bed With OpenAI – Because Apparently Everyone Needs an AI Buddy Now Oh bloody hell, here we go again. Another day, another headline screaming that *AI is the future*. This time it’s Snowflake – yes, the...

HHS Is Using AI Tools From Palantir to Target ‘DEI’ and ‘Gender Ideology’ in Grants

HHS, Palantir, and the AI Witch Hunt for “Wokeness” Oh for fuck’s sake. The US Department of Health and Human Services has decided it’s time to get “smart” — and by smart, I mean batshit paranoid. They’ve...

Security

ISC Stormcast For Monday, February 2nd, 2026 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9790, (Mon, Feb 2nd)

ISC Stormcast for February 2nd, 2026 – or, Yet Another Monday in Cyber Hell Well, strap in, folks, because apparently cyberspace decided to throw another goddamn tantrum this Monday. The ISC Stormcast for February 2nd, 2026, is...

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Open VSX Supply Chain Attack Used Compromised Dev Account to Spread GlassWorm

Open VSX Supply Chain Attack: Yet Another Glorious Clusterfuck in Developerland Oh look, another bloody supply chain fiasco in the open-source world. Because what the fuck else is new? This time, the poor bastards running Open...

Security

eScan Antivirus Update Servers Compromised to Deliver Multi-Stage Malware

eScan Antivirus Update Servers Compromised – Because Nothing Says “Security” Like an Infected Antivirus Well, isn’t this a steaming pile of digital horse crap. Our dear friends at eScan — you know, the people who are...