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Scattered Lapsus$ Hunters Returns With Salesforce Leak Site

Ugh, Another One Seriously? Scattered Lapsus$ is *Back* Oh joy. That goddamn crew – the ones who were supposedly busted after all that teenage drama and doxxing bullshit with Microsoft, Nvidia, and a whole heap of other...

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Security

[Dark Reading Virtual Event] Know Your Enemy: How cybercriminals and nation-state hackers operate

Ugh. Another Security "Event" Summary Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This Crap? Fine, whatever. Apparently, some people need to be told how hackers work. Like it's not obvious. The Dark Reading virtual event – because...

Gmail business users can now send encrypted emails to anyone

Gmail's Latest "Innovation" Oh, Joy. *Now* They Do Encryption. Right, so Google finally decided to let Gmail Business users send encrypted emails to people who don’t even use their crap service. Took them long enough, honestly....

Oracle links Clop extortion attacks to July 2025 vulnerabilities

Oracle's Mess, CLOP's Fun - A Summary (Ugh) Seriously? Oracle *Again* Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out for them. Oracle’s finally admitted – finally, like they weren't expecting this –...

Presenting AI to the Board as a CISO? Here’s a Template.

Ugh, Another AI Article Seriously? Presenting *AI* to the Board? Right, so some people apparently need a template for explaining Artificial Intelligence to their board of directors. As if those suits understand anything beyond...

CommetJacking attack tricks Comet browser into stealing emails

Comet Browser? More Like Comet *Clusterfuck* Seriously, Another Browser Bug?! Oh joy. Some researchers found a way to make the Comet browser – yes, another browser nobody asked for – spill its guts and send emails like a...

ShinyHunters launches Salesforce data leak site to extort 39 victims

ShinyHunters are at it AGAIN, you absolute clowns. ShinyHunters are at it AGAIN, you absolute clowns. Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need this spelled out for them. ShinyHunters – yeah, the same bunch of...

Japanese beer giant Asahi confirms ransomware attack

Asahi Got Ransomed - Figures. Seriously? Asahi Got Hit By Ransomware. Oh, joy. Another one bites the dust. Apparently, Asahi, that Japanese beer company – you know, the ones making perfectly good booze – confirmed they were...

Renault and Dacia UK warn of data breach impacting customers

Renault & Dacia Breach - Ugh. Seriously? Renault and Dacia Got Hacked. Again. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Renault UK and their budget brand Dacia have admitted to a data breach. Shocking. Absolutely *shocking*. Like...