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Sending encrypted emails with Gmail Client-side Encryption (CSE) to external recipients

Gmail CSE: A Waste of Your Time (Probably) Oh, Great. Another "Secure" Email Thing. Right, so Google's finally gotten around to letting you do client-side encryption (CSE) in Gmail for sending emails to people who don’t use...

Signal adds new cryptographic defense against quantum attacks

Signal's Quantum Hand-Wringing Oh, *Now* They Worry About Quantum Computing? Right. So, Signal – yeah, the one everyone uses because they think it’s magically secure – is finally getting around to prepping for quantum...

Perplexity acquires the team behind Sequoia-backed AI design startup Visual Electric

Perplexity Eats Another One Oh, Joy. Perplexity Bought Something Else. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Perplexity – yeah, the answer engine that thinks it’s hot shit – has apparently decided to...

Last chance alert: Founder and Investor Bundle savings for TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 ends tomorrow

Ugh. Disrupt Again. Seriously? Another TechCrunch Thing? Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some people *still* pay money to go to TechCrunch Disrupt. I can't fathom it, honestly. But if you’re one of those… individuals,...

OpenAI is the world’s most valuable private company after private stock sale

Oh, Joy. OpenAI is Worth a Fucking Fortune Now. Seriously? More Money for Those Pricks at OpenAI Right, so apparently some investors decided to throw even more cash at OpenAI after a secondary stock sale. We're talking $28...

A new a16z report looks at which AI companies startups are actually paying for

Ugh. Another AI Report. Seriously? More AI Bullshit. Right, so some venture capitalists – A16Z, naturally, because of course – decided to poke around and figure out which of these godforsaken "AI startups" are actually...

Phoebe Gates and Sophia Kianni share the playbook for scaling consumer AI and winning Gen Z at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Ugh. Another AI Thing. Seriously? More Consumer AI Bullshit Right, so apparently some trust fund kid, Phoebe Gates (yes, *that* Gates), and a Gen Z activist, Sophia Kianni, think they've cracked the code to making consumer AI...

Perplexity’s Comet AI browser now free; Max users get new ‘background assistant’

Perplexity's Latest Bullshit - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. Perplexity Did Something Again. Right, so listen up. Apparently, those clowns at Perplexity decided to make their "Comet" AI browser free. FREE. As if the...

Ex-OpenAI researcher dissects one of ChatGPT’s delusional spirals

ChatGPT is STILL Fucking Up - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't Figure It Out) Oh, Joy. Another ChatGPT Meltdown. Right, so some ex-OpenAI dipshit – Jan Leike, apparently – decided to poke around inside the black box...

Google’s Jules enters developers’ toolchains as AI coding agent competition heats up

Ugh, Another One Google's Jules: Seriously? More Code AI Crap. Right, so Google’s decided they *need* an AI coding assistant too. Called “Jules,” because apparently naming things is hard. It's basically another attempt to...