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RealDefense Opens $10M Fund to Help OEMs Monetize Installs With SmartScan Cybersecurity SDK

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? More Security Theater. Right, so RealDefense – who I'm assuming are just *thrilled* to be existing – has launched a pathetic $10 million fund. What for, you ask? To bribe OEMs into slapping their...

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Malware Bullshit Right, listen up. Apparently, some chuckleheads are still falling for this crap. The SANS ISC diary is currently whining about a new wave of...

US sanctions Grinex crypto-exchange, successor to Garantex

Ugh, More Crypto Bullshit Seriously? Another One. Right, so the US Treasury Department has slapped sanctions on Grinex, because surprise fucking surprise, it's basically Garantex 2.0. Garantex was a Russian crypto exchange that...

Plex warns users to patch security vulnerability immediately

Plex? More Like Plex-ing Annoying Seriously, Patch Your Damn Plex Server. NOW. Oh joy. Another security hole. Apparently, Plex – yes, that Plex, the one you trust with all your precious media files – has a vulnerability that...

Microsoft reminds of Windows 10 support ending in two months

Windows 10 is Officially Dead - Thanks, Microsoft Seriously? Still Using Windows 10? Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (read: relentless pursuit of your money), are reminding you – again...

Proxmox Backup Server 4.0

Proxmox Backup Server 4.0 - Ugh. Proxmox Backup Server 4.0: A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't RTFM) Right, listen up you lot. Proxmox Backup Server 4.0 is out. Big whoop. It’s basically a rewrite of the whole damn thing...

Cisco warns of max severity flaw in Firewall Management Center

Cisco's Latest Fuckup Oh, *Wonderful*. Another Cisco Clusterfuck. Right, listen up, you lot. Cisco’s Firewall Management Center (FMC) is leaking like a sieve again. CVE-2024-2493, they're calling it – a max severity...

Colt Telecom attack claimed by WarLock ransomware, data up for sale

Colt Telecom Got Pwned, Surprise! Seriously? Another One. Oh joy, another company that couldn't be bothered to secure its shit. Colt Telecom, a supposedly "global communications provider," got hit by the Warlock ransomware gang....

The Kryptos Key Is Going Up for Sale

Kryptos Key Auction - Ugh. Seriously? Another Fucking Kryptos Thing. Right, so Jim Sanborn – the sculptor who inflicted that godforsaken puzzle on the world back in '90 – is finally auctioning off clues to *one* of the...

Why You Can’t Trust a Chatbot to Talk About Itself

Ugh, Another Chatbot Article Seriously? They're STILL On About This Shit? Right, so some "researchers" – and I use that term *loosely* – are flapping their gums again about whether these Large Language Models (LLMs) like...