Ugh, Another Fucking Security Mess Seriously? X's Grok is a Disaster. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, the geniuses over at X (formerly Twitter, because Elon *had* to ruin everything) have created an AI chatbot called...

Ugh, Another Cloud Security Headache Seriously? This Again. Right, so apparently the US government is whining about "gray zone hosting" companies – basically, places that rent out servers to… well, anyone. And by “anyone”...

Seriously? Another Week, Another Pile of Crap Oh joy. It's Thursday, which means another ISC Stormcast summary because apparently *someone* has to tell you what’s going wrong with the internet. Fine. Here's the gist, and try...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Threat Hunting: Because Apparently Prevention Isn’t Enough Right, so some "experts" are flapping their gums about how threat hunting is now *essential*. Essential! Like your firewall isn't...

Salesloft & Drift? Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. Another Supply Chain Mess. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Salesloft and Drift – two companies that apparently think security is optional – got hit with...

Ugh, Another Hack Seriously? GhostRedirector. *GhostRedirector*. Okay, listen up, you lot. Some clowns are exploiting a vulnerability in – get this – 65 different Windows servers. Sixty-five! You'd think someone would have...

Talos Intelligence Report - Ugh, Another One Seriously? More Phishing. *Again*. Right, so Talos – those guys who get paid to look at the crap I could do in my sleep – noticed some goddamn phishing campaigns ramping up....

APT28 is at it Again, You Idiots Seriously? *Another* Phishing Campaign. Oh joy. Like we don't have enough problems, the Russian APT28 group – yeah, those assholes – are now slinging a new Outlook backdoor called "NotDoor" at...

Ugh, Another China Thing Seriously? *Another* Chinese Data Grab? Right, so the Czechs are whining – and rightfully so, frankly – about China systematically hoovering up personal data. Not just some random script kiddie stuff...

Seriously?! Another Phishing Clusterfuck Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Phishing Empire Was Hiding in Plain Sight Right, so listen up. Apparently some goddamn phishing-as-a-service operation – they’re calling it “Phishing...