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ISC2 Aims to Bridge DFIR Skill Gap with New Certificate

Ugh, Another Certification. Seriously? Seriously? *Another* Cybersecurity Certification Right, so ISC2 – you know, the folks who think CCNA-level stuff is "expert" territory – have decided there's a shortage of Digital...

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Chinese Hackers Game Google to Boost Gambling Sites

Seriously?! Chinese Hackers... Again. Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake: Chinese Hackers Gaming Google. Right, listen up. Some goddamn Chinese state-sponsored hackers – because *of course* it's state-sponsored – are manipulating...

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Bridgestone Americas Confirms Cyberattack

Bridgestone Got Pwned - Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another One. Bridgestone Americas is Screwed. Right, so apparently Bridgestone Americas – you know, the tire people? – got hit with a cyberattack. Shocking. Absolutely fucking...

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Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

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Sitecore Zero-Day Sparks New Round of ViewState Threats

Ugh, Another Sitecore Mess Seriously? *Another* Sitecore Problem?! Right, listen up. Some "researchers" – and I use that term loosely – found a zero-day in Sitecore. A zero-day, you understand. Meaning some idiot left the...

What is a channel strategy?

Channel Strategy? Ugh. Channel Strategy: A Waste of Everyone's Time (According to Me) Right, so some marketing dipshits decided everything needs a "strategy." This one’s about how you sell stuff – not *making* stuff, mind...

What is a channel partner?

Channel Partners? Ugh. Channel Partners: A Waste of Everyone's Time (Probably) Right, so you want to know about "channel partners"? Fine. It boils down to this: vendors – the companies actually *making* stuff – are too lazy...

Microsoft says recent Windows updates cause app install issues

Microsoft Screws Up Again, Shocker Oh, *Now* They Tell You: Windows Updates Are Broken. Again. Right, so Microsoft's latest "improvements" to Windows – because apparently things weren’t buggy enough – are causing app...

Tire giant Bridgestone confirms cyberattack impacts manufacturing

Bridgestone Got Hacked - Figures. Oh, Joy. Another One Bites the Dust: Bridgestone's Manufacturing is Screwed Right, so listen up, because I’m only saying this once. Bridgestone – yeah, those Bridgestone, the tire people –...

MPA Tools: Enhancing Microsoft endpoint management for Windows, Active Directory, Configuration Manager, Intune, and Entra ID

Ugh, Another Microsoft Thing Microsoft's Endpoint Management Mess - A Summary (Because I Have To) Right, so Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom, have decided that managing Windows machines isn’t complicated enough. This article...